Fall is almost here and that means SOUP SEASON is about to warm our hearts! Instead of Salt-N-Pepa’s “Shoop” it’s Jeffrey’s “Fall Makes Me Want Some Soup!”
Lyrics:
Hey Yeah, I want some Soup, Baby!
Oooo, Steamy Food Slays Me
No, Not You… You
The One in the Bread Bowl
Whats Your Flavor?
Mmm, Your Broth’s so Tasty
Summer Goes, Gettin’ Cold, Need a Bowl Again
Curled up with Some Ra-MEN! Maruchan!
Sippin’, Drippin’, Cuz it’s Delicious
Its Warming up my Soul, Like the Spirit of Christmas
A Hair in There, it Don’t make a Difference
I’m Spoonin’ & Consuming it & Sloshin’ it like, Whoa!!
Lift It, Lick It, Slurp N Sip it
Soak my Bib, as I Lobster Bisque It
Italian Crack at the “OG”
Dunk my Breadsticks, in Minestrone
Hold it to my Lips, Need a Fix of all the brothiness
Takin Sips of the Mix Until they “86” this dish
Camera Full of Chicken Nood’y Pics
Soup Packs more Heat than Johnny Wick
So No need to Chew Chew,
While Spoonin your Stew Stew
Slurp It & Burp It, and Gimme That
Soup Soup Soup!
Soup Ba-Doop, Soup Ba-Doop
Spoon it with an Ice Cream Scoop
Scoop Ba-Doop, So much Soup,
I’m the Soup Augustus Gloop
It’s Packed, Pumpkins Stacked at the Pumpkin Patch,
Snuck in a Cup a Soup, in a Ziplock Bag
Can I Get Some Bread with my Slurp Slurp Soup-y?
If Soups a Band, Then I’m a Soupy Groupie
A Bouillion Fan, Such a Campbell’s Stan…
I Popped My tongue, Inside that Can
Bought Em, Got Em in Autumn, The Fall Colors
Like Homegoods, just exploded at my Mother’s
Cuz she’s out her Gourd, Wild, Decor Styled,
Leaves Piled, Fromt Ceiling to the Tile
But once she’s Done, Ladle me a Ton
Of Creamy Tomato for my Tum-Tum, Chunky Sips!
Throght my lips, then it’s Down the Chute
Tree Leaves Turning into Goop
Just Makes me Want some Soup!
Soup Ba-Doop, Soup Ba-Doop
Hug your inside with some Soup
Soup Ba-Doop, Soup Ba-Doop
Shoulda Blew First on my Soup
Soup Ba-Doop, Soup Ba-Doop
Burned my Taste Buds in a group
Soup Ba-Doop, Soup Ba-Doop
Still I love it, cuz it’s Soup
Cold Weather Make me Feel a Bit Sick, Solids are a Big Ick,
Only Eat Food in the FORM of a Liquid
No Thera-Flu, What’s Better?
IV Drips of Panera Broccoli Cheddar!
(Oh My God)
Fall, I’m Ready!! The Way I Soup it up, Put the “O” in Spaghetti,
(Soup Plantation, I Miss You)
Get, Getcha Tongue into
French Onion
On Ya Mark, Get Set Go! Getta BOWL! Get ya Food
Melted Bowl of Cheese? That’s Nacho Soup!
I’m in the Mood, cuz Miso Soupy!
Tofu Smoothie, Hot as a Jacuzzi, Ooo!
What I Do on Halloween, Give “Trick or Treats”
Can of Split Pea Soup to You!
But If You Be Rude, and Give me ‘tude
Like Seinfeld Dude, “No Soup for you”
Soup Ba-Doop, Soup Ba-Doop
Can’t Be Rude While eating Soup
Soup Ba-Doop, Soup Ba-Doop
Give Zero Pho’s, when i got Soup
Soup Ba-Doop, Soup Ba-Doop
Feels like Xanax But it’s Soup
Soup Ba-Doop, Soup Ba-Doop
Matzo Ballin out on Soup
Soup Ba-Doop, Soup Ba-Doop
Slurping Noises on a Loop
Soup Ba-Doop, Soup Ba-Doop
Fall just makes me want a Soup
[Music] Ah, fall. Yeah, that’s nice, Jeff. When the leaves turn and the air gets crisp and your wardrobe suddenly involves flannel shirts and long scarves that can double as bondage gear. Hey, love that, Jeff. Okay, at least for me. Apparently you and Jose. So convenient. But it is time for my song of the week. And for some reason, the autumn season is on my mind. Isn’t it your favorite? Aren’t you? Aren’t you, fall boy? Look who listens to me sometimes. I remember stuff about me. That’s right. You got a fall guy. Cuz you may have started to notice the nights are getting a little longer. The cider’s getting a little stronger. And even our pets are like, “Why are you spending so much time inside now? What’s happening?” It’s true. Cuz the official first day of fall is just a few short days away. Wow. And during this time of year, there’s one thing that comes to mind that you smell wafting out of every single storefront and you just want to get some of it and put it inside your body. Sorry, I’m excited. I said soup. That’s That’s one. Yes. Some people that liquid is pumpkin spice. I thought for sure that’s what you were going to talk about. Yeah. Not for me. Oh, I’m with Jose. I’m going back to the 1950s when fall time was all about soup. Hey, I accidentally got it right. What I was going to say about I mean I love soup, but like you accidentally blew my intro and that’s okay. Sorry. I No offense. I didn’t think something boring like soup would be sung about. Remind everyone not to invite Jose to a gender reveal party. It’s a I saw it. I saw it. No, for me soup is the broth that ties us all together. So poetic. After you’ve gone out in the fall and you’ve done your pumpkin pickings or you’re raking your leaves or falling through the ice on top of an isolated lake with nobody around for miles, nothing is better than coming home after that to a big old bowl of liquid nourishment. Glad you came home. Yeah, if if you make it out. Yeah, that soup really helps. And soup is universal. That’s why today, instead of singing the legendary ‘9s hiphop song by Salt and Peppa, you make me want to soup. It’s Young Jeff Fall makes me want some soup. Oh, it’s so good. Meant to be here. Mhm. All right, so I’m going to get my bowl of soup out and point when I’m ready. Here we go. Points. Hey, I want some soup, baby. Soup. Oh, steamy food. Slaz. No, not you. You soup. The one in the bread bowl. What’s your flavor? Soup. M. Your broth’s so tasty. A summer goes getting cold. Need a bowl again. Curled up with some ramen. Maruch and sipping, dripping cuz it’s delicious. It’s warming up my soul like the spirit of Christmas. It’s a hair in there. It don’t make a difference. I’m spooning and consuming and I’m slloshing it like wo. Lift it, lick it, slurp and sip it. Soak my bid as a lobster biscuit. Italian crack at the OG. Dunk my bread sticks in minestroni. Hold it to my lips. Need a fix of all the brothiness. Take sips of the mix until the 86. This dish camera full of chicken nudie picks. Soup pack more heat than a Johnny Wick. So no need to chew chew while spooning your stew stew. Slurp it and burp it and give me that soup. Soup soup soup soup. Spoon it with an ice cream scoop. Scoop. So much soup. I’m the soup. It’s packed. Pumpkin stacked at the pumpkin patch. Snuck in a cup of soup in a Ziploc bag. Can I get some bread with my slurp slurp soupy? If soup’s a band, then I’m a soupy groupy. A bullion fan. Such a Campbell stand. Pop my tongue inside the can. Bottom got them in autumn. The fall colors like homegoods just exploded at my mother’s cuz she out of gold wild. Decor styled leaves are piled from the ceiling to the tile. But once she’s done, ladle me a ton of cream, a tomato for my tum tum. Junky sips through my lips, then it’s down the shoot. Tree leaves turning into goop. M that makes me want some soup. Soup. You hug your insides with some soup. Soup. A soup. Should have blue first on my soup. A soup. A soup burn my taste buds in a group. Still I love it. Cold weather make me feel a bit sick. Solids are a big ick. Only eat food in the form of a liquid. No, they’re a flu. What’s better? IV drips of Panera broccoli. Shed up. Fall ready. Way. I soup it up. Put the spaghetti plantation on this. Get Get your tongue into the French onion. On your mark, get set, go. Get a bowl. Get a food mouth. Bowl of cheese. That’s nacho soup. I’m in the mood cuz of me so soupy. Tofu smoothie hot as a jacuzzi. Ooh, what I do on Halloween? Give a trick or treat. Can’t split a pea soup to you. But if you be rude and give me tude like Seinfeld, dude, no soup for you. Soup. Soup. It can’t be rude when eating soup. Soup. Soup. Give zero fuzz when I got soup. Soup. Soup. It feels like Xanax, but it’s soup. Soup soup. Ma balling out on soup. Soup. Soup. Slurping noises on a loop. [Music] Fall just makes me want to soup. Hey. All right, bro. Spoon drop. That was a spoon drop. That’s good. I need to go home and play this for my kids. They say that they don’t like soup and I’m like you can’t. But there’s so many different flavors. Like it’s not It’s like saying you don’t like solid food. Yeah. I think you need to wait until the official start of fall lands on Monday and then they’re going to instantly their taste buds will change and they’re going to be soup lovers just like all the rest of us. Also, I’m dying to do this. Text in your favorite soup to 752. Shout out to F. My favorite. And can we give extra bonus points to recipes shared? Oh my god. Broo, if you text a recipe, Brooke’s going to make it. Our text board is going to be blowing up. You can find the video up of this song. It’s going to be up on all of our socials, on our Tik Tok, on Instagram, YouTube, all of it. Find it at Brooke and Jeffrey. Happy soup season, everybody. That’s your song of the week. We got your phone tab coming up right after
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