I always forget how much I like the townhouse pretzel crackers
autoredial
$700 and the meat is fancy Slim Jims and pre sliced cheese squares?
Wretched_Hunter
So many people don’t get the $700 reference, must be due to lack of ramp
RealMcGonzo
I’d make that for you for only $650.
swirlybat
fancy slim jims is my kinda board
Actual_Block_4341
$700. I’m in the wrong business.
Skate_faced
It like one of the “classy” launchable knock offs, only bigger. And this is not $700 bigger.
I mean, are those slim jims? Good thing this wasn’t an economics cub or hands would be thrown. And calculators. Hands and calculators.
limma
How in the….
i_was_axiom
You forgot to wad up a cocktail napkin underneath it, thus making the entire board ***a ramp.***
ghosty_b0i
Is 700 including the marble countertop?
SensitiveThugHugger
We’re about to fuck someone up, for your mom. . . .
VisualAd7318
Those are 1000% Old Wisconsin precut beef stick bites
jzilla11
Ma! The char board!
MsFrankieD
You know, there are few things in my days recently that genuinely makes me smile. This is one of them… all the funny references to the $700 charcuterie board. I love how it pops up in random post comments. Really glad I was here for the inception.
I’m sorry, but I need to deduct points on this one for lack of ramp.
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If that actually costs more than $70, you’re getting scammed.
Imagine reading a $700 book.
i don’t think you should have charged your mom 700 bucks for this.
No ramp?!
Best I can do is tree fiddy.
The way the meat is in a phallic shape is ingenious
I see she couldn’t afford the $100 strawberry upcharge!
You can get a better one from Costco for $40
Did you scam your mom?
Besides the obvious price miscalculation….only one type of cracker for all those other options?!?!
700 smackaroos and no ramp? Damn.
You should’ve known better than to show up without a ramp
If I’m paying 700 there better be a jacuzzi
But … where are the platforms?
Lmfaoo y’all are funny. we didn’t actually pay someone to make this, just bought the stuff from the store.
https://preview.redd.it/asihy1zlejqf1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=816f0cf1d24db3109ccc010a05d5597a1d1e810a
I always forget how much I like the townhouse pretzel crackers
$700 and the meat is fancy Slim Jims and pre sliced cheese squares?
So many people don’t get the $700 reference, must be due to lack of ramp
I’d make that for you for only $650.
fancy slim jims is my kinda board
$700. I’m in the wrong business.
It like one of the “classy” launchable knock offs, only bigger. And this is not $700 bigger.
I mean, are those slim jims? Good thing this wasn’t an economics cub or hands would be thrown. And calculators. Hands and calculators.
How in the….
You forgot to wad up a cocktail napkin underneath it, thus making the entire board ***a ramp.***
Is 700 including the marble countertop?
We’re about to fuck someone up, for your mom. . . .
Those are 1000% Old Wisconsin precut beef stick bites
Ma! The char board!
You know, there are few things in my days recently that genuinely makes me smile. This is one of them… all the funny references to the $700 charcuterie board. I love how it pops up in random post comments. Really glad I was here for the inception.
I’m sorry, but I need to deduct points on this one for lack of ramp.
I’m taking the trail mix slide off the ham hill
$overpriced.