My step dad calls himself the grill master and brags about how good his steak is. This is his steak
by SwordfishLeading3917
32 Comments
saulhrnndz
That’s not well done. That’s congratulations.
pkinetics
Ah yes, some people cook to fork tender. Others cook to make shoes.
abizzle96
Looks like the grill mastered him
H8rsH8
That’s beef jerky.
SwordfishLeading3917
Update: Turns out the other steak was cooked fine his biological kids and my mom got the normal medium rare and I got the shoe leather
ltjisstinky
Put some a1 on that and eat like a king
redclawotter
Is this the charcoal he’s going to use to start the grill?
onionleekdude
Theres no reason for that cow to die twice…
OzzieGrey
Better than my father in law….
And yes… he brags.
BigNothingMTG
This is a test
Grab the tongs and tell him to go help the women, that’s the only way he’ll ever respect you
SometimesHealthy
Did the master cook anything else or just Denny’s caliber steak?
No-Proof7839
It looks like mulch
TenHotMidgets
That’s ghandis flip flop cut into pieces
ZT99k
Pretty sure he ignored the safe word and committed abuse.
MeeseFeathers
Corell for the win!
Gregorovyyc
cardboard
AMJacker
Looks barely edible. In a pinch
Darknessintheend
It’s funny…I always take the less than perfect parts for myself, and ensure everyone enjoying my cooking gets the best possible experience.
Better days ahead my friend…absolutely ❤️
Warlock_Three
Tell your stepdad I said that steak looks like shit
SalamanderPop
Where I’m from we respect and honor the cow
ConsequenceNational4
👌 solid
asicarii
My dad does this. He throws steak on the grille and renders the fat until it drips and flames up, overcooking the steak. It’s so sad to see. Then I have to eat it and my stomach hates me. He orders his steak at restaurants as medium rare but just doesn’t seem to understand that he overcooks the steak every damn time. It’s like he waits for the flames to flip it.
The worst sin was he got an expensive beef shirt rib. He tossed it on the grille and then complained it was a “bad cut” and “fatty”. I tried to explain to him why he would have better off cooking it on a skillet and low heat oven but he blamed the butcher.
BreadEnthusiast98
He’s doing his best
5LYNG3R
Photo Took Me Back 35 Years Instantly 🤯🤍🩶🖤🤯
StLMindyF
You spelled “Grill Disaster” wrong.
totallynormalasshole
My parents used to make steak like this and have burgers the same treatment. I hated them both for a long time
Chris_Wilson14
It’s a bit more cooked than I like admitting but, that in a pho or ramen would be top tier.
ShiftyState
Had a neighbor boast this title. “Just use our grill, we’ve already got coals going! I’m The Grill Master!” he told me as I’m walking by his apartment to the community grill.
Gave it a shot.
He dumped more coals on his grill. My immediate thought was, “Oh, so it’s going to be an extra 30 minute and we’re hungry now.”
He quenched that thought with lighter fluid.
Then took the steaks and almost immediately threw them on.
They had a decent sear, I’ll admit. Though I was kinda waiting for the reveal where a production team came out and told me it was a joke and provided us with good steaks.
I puked from the taste of lighter fluid.
I now never trust someone who says they’re a master of anything.
32 Comments
That’s not well done. That’s congratulations.
Ah yes, some people cook to fork tender. Others cook to make shoes.
Looks like the grill mastered him
That’s beef jerky.
Update: Turns out the other steak was cooked fine his biological kids and my mom got the normal medium rare and I got the shoe leather
Put some a1 on that and eat like a king
Is this the charcoal he’s going to use to start the grill?
Theres no reason for that cow to die twice…
Better than my father in law….
And yes… he brags.
This is a test
Grab the tongs and tell him to go help the women, that’s the only way he’ll ever respect you
Did the master cook anything else or just Denny’s caliber steak?
It looks like mulch
That’s ghandis flip flop cut into pieces
Pretty sure he ignored the safe word and committed abuse.
Corell for the win!
cardboard
Looks barely edible. In a pinch
It’s funny…I always take the less than perfect parts for myself, and ensure everyone enjoying my cooking gets the best possible experience.
Better days ahead my friend…absolutely ❤️
Tell your stepdad I said that steak looks like shit
Where I’m from we respect and honor the cow
👌 solid
My dad does this. He throws steak on the grille and renders the fat until it drips and flames up, overcooking the steak. It’s so sad to see. Then I have to eat it and my stomach hates me. He orders his steak at restaurants as medium rare but just doesn’t seem to understand that he overcooks the steak every damn time. It’s like he waits for the flames to flip it.
The worst sin was he got an expensive beef shirt rib. He tossed it on the grille and then complained it was a “bad cut” and “fatty”. I tried to explain to him why he would have better off cooking it on a skillet and low heat oven but he blamed the butcher.
He’s doing his best
Photo Took Me Back 35 Years Instantly 🤯🤍🩶🖤🤯
You spelled “Grill Disaster” wrong.
My parents used to make steak like this and have burgers the same treatment. I hated them both for a long time
It’s a bit more cooked than I like admitting but, that in a pho or ramen would be top tier.
Had a neighbor boast this title. “Just use our grill, we’ve already got coals going! I’m The Grill Master!” he told me as I’m walking by his apartment to the community grill.
Gave it a shot.
He dumped more coals on his grill. My immediate thought was, “Oh, so it’s going to be an extra 30 minute and we’re hungry now.”
He quenched that thought with lighter fluid.
Then took the steaks and almost immediately threw them on.
They had a decent sear, I’ll admit. Though I was kinda waiting for the reveal where a production team came out and told me it was a joke and provided us with good steaks.
I puked from the taste of lighter fluid.
I now never trust someone who says they’re a master of anything.
😢
Could use some ketchup.
Beef jerky??
Id still fuck it up tho ngl