Figured my snack belonged here

by wtftocallmyself

35 Comments

  1. prntrgobrrr

    that is most certainly NOT bacon…ham maybe?

  2. Virtual-Code3658

    Hey so this just made me uncomfortable a bit

  3. Natural_Ad_7183

    I’ve eaten this. I had the good taste not to tell the internet about it though. Oh wait…

  4. If that’s bacon, I hope it’s just the fatty pieces. Hopefully, it’s ham otherwise because I was just reading about a guy who liked his bacon soft and chewy. He wasn’t even cooking it to the minimum safe temperature. He started showing odd symptoms, so he had it checked out. They found a parasite that had moved to his brain. He’d apparently been “cooking” his bacon that way for years.

  5. this sub is always such a fascinating peek into how people live their lives. I’m truly blown away.

  6. thest0n3dslut

    Why is nobody talking about what’s on top of the fucking bacon lmao

  7. hybridaaroncarroll

    Now that’s a tasty lookin’ horse doovers! 

  8. holdmymawashi

    Be careful with raw bacon, even undercooked bacon – a type of parasite (tapeworm) can invade your body and lay cysts. 

  9. Agitated-Contact7686

    Your pinkie is fatter than my thumb 👍 😆

  10. DaalWithChawal

    Please respond to this post so I know you’re still alive. I’m honestly worried.

  11. Nosaja_adjacenT

    Does it count as a violation of the Geneva Conventions if the crimes against humanity are committed to themselves? I believe posting it still does though.

  12. Natural_Bill_6084

    Fam, I think you might have a problem with Marijuana. Get help. We’re all worried about you.

  13. 5_RACCOONS_IN_A_COAT

    i thought you were folding some sort of unholy wonton

  14. Delicious-Program-50

    Don’t you have to cook the bacon first?? 😳