Daphne running like she training for the Hunger Games
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Bozlogic
Not always true. Sometimes the new hires are Daphne, and it makes you question everything you know. You don’t know how to train Daphne. She’ll never tell you how she did it at her last job, but she’ll show you how their way was the better way, making you feel even more insignificant than if you hadn’t hired Daphne in the first place. And she’s completely okay with working for $17/hr, giving 110% more effort than anyone making $20+. And she’s got her servsafe card in her purse, as well as the certificate. It’s ready for you to hang in the office or near the door for whenever DHEC comes through. It’s sitting on the floor under her passenger seat.
smilesatflowers
Daphne!
VladThe_imp_hailer
Now I really have seen this meme in every sub
TREY-CERAT0PS
Bro me and Daphne went to middle school together every time this video makes the rounds it makes me laugh, now she’s a d3 track and field athlete
acrankychef
Great chef I worked with once said, “you should be able to be zen, to walk calmly from station to station, you should have the next 3 movements queued up in your brain. See Gary running around like a headless chicken? Yeah Gary has no idea what he’s doing.”
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Daphne running like she training for the Hunger Games
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Not always true. Sometimes the new hires are Daphne, and it makes you question everything you know. You don’t know how to train Daphne. She’ll never tell you how she did it at her last job, but she’ll show you how their way was the better way, making you feel even more insignificant than if you hadn’t hired Daphne in the first place. And she’s completely okay with working for $17/hr, giving 110% more effort than anyone making $20+. And she’s got her servsafe card in her purse, as well as the certificate. It’s ready for you to hang in the office or near the door for whenever DHEC comes through. It’s sitting on the floor under her passenger seat.
Daphne!
Now I really have seen this meme in every sub
Bro me and Daphne went to middle school together every time this video makes the rounds it makes me laugh, now she’s a d3 track and field athlete
Great chef I worked with once said, “you should be able to be zen, to walk calmly from station to station, you should have the next 3 movements queued up in your brain. See Gary running around like a headless chicken? Yeah Gary has no idea what he’s doing.”
She’s taller.
Daphne is gonna hunt you down.