Recently I made my beloved breakfast, but she said it looked terrible 🫣
Recently I made my beloved breakfast, but she said it looked terrible 🫣
by miZuBlue
39 Comments
cityshepherd
Your mistake was not arranging it into a silly face on the plate
milkdimension
Is your beloved a golden retriever
Undark_
If that was made with love, I dread to think what you’d make with apathy.
SirCharlieTraplin
Frigate_Orpheon
I thought you were calling your breakfast beloved. A face only a mother could love, as they say.
SabrePumpk
The protein rations of the saddest soldier
Drabulous_770
Why are the wienies withered?
General-Sloth
How does something like this even become a “favourite”? I can understand some foods even if I don’t like them but this isn’t even a full dish. No sides, no spice or condiments just protein. I used to eat bread with margarine, salt and sliced pickles when times were really hard. but even that had more semblance of a full dish and I wouldn’t call it my favourite.
FreeTheDimple
Is your beloved also training for the UFC?
spookyaki41
I love this sub
badbrain330
Seven is such a weird number of sausages.
Financial_Ad1048
It does ❤️
SharkPicnic
ArdraMercury
she didn’t take the hint 😏
Wicked_Wolf17
That’s a perfectly good breakfast
Nonabelian
Add some slice of toast + any veggies
OnePrettyDoctor
Plain but not terrible
Maksilla
She’s right.
schlappydappy
Sausages look like a six fingered hand reaching for another sausage
unicornattacks
I’d eat it, but id be pretty disappointed if I got this at a restaurant lol
waterfreak5
Add a piece of butter toast, cut the eggs in half add sprinkle paprika, put a dollop of mayo on the side then add a piece of two of fruit and oj/juice. Perfectly acceptable breakfast!
metalshoes
Straight up hotel continental breakfast right there
Unicorn_Warrior1248
Not the food, the *presentation* was terrible
UppinDowners
I feel like if you cut the boiled eggs in half and arranged it nicely this would look okay
The sausages are fine lol
Icy-Grab-5722
Need to eat your fresh produce
lagrandesgracia
British?
rightbythebeach
Well, it kinda does
CuriousKatMiny
1)Is she on the carnivore diet?
2)What is it about her that screams “that girl would love a plate of unseasoned meat”? Or “I bet hard boiled eggs would be her top choice egg style”?
3)Did you make the eggs fresh, or just take out eggs you had previously boiled? It would matter to me.
Valve00
Looks like my breakfasts when I was on keto
Wwwwwwhhhhhhhj
Dude, you couldn’t even be bothered to season the eggs.
SaintsNoah14
Idc I fucking LOVE breakfast sausages with this texture. These thin little high-surface area ones look especially delicious
Fortestingporpoises
That’s unfair to the word terrible.
PiersPlays
Were you punishing her for something‽
Have you *had* breakfast before‽
OwlElectrical6966
Looks yum, I’d eat it
Mel-B_50
Beloved…!? Don’t get out much??
Bluematic8pt2
They said you can’t polish a turd but you’ve clearly done it
They said you can’t put a wig on a pig and send it to market but you’ve clearly done it
What the fuck is this?
Several_Vanilla8916
It does look terrible. But I’d never say that to my own child.
BrazilianButtCheeks
Those are the most well peeled eggs I’ve ever seen .. but as a meal.. disgusting 😂
39 Comments
Your mistake was not arranging it into a silly face on the plate
Is your beloved a golden retriever
If that was made with love, I dread to think what you’d make with apathy.
I thought you were calling your breakfast beloved. A face only a mother could love, as they say.
The protein rations of the saddest soldier
Why are the wienies withered?
How does something like this even become a “favourite”? I can understand some foods even if I don’t like them but this isn’t even a full dish. No sides, no spice or condiments just protein. I used to eat bread with margarine, salt and sliced pickles when times were really hard. but even that had more semblance of a full dish and I wouldn’t call it my favourite.
Is your beloved also training for the UFC?
I love this sub
Seven is such a weird number of sausages.
It does ❤️
she didn’t take the hint 😏
That’s a perfectly good breakfast
Add some slice of toast + any veggies
Plain but not terrible
She’s right.
Sausages look like a six fingered hand reaching for another sausage
I’d eat it, but id be pretty disappointed if I got this at a restaurant lol
Add a piece of butter toast, cut the eggs in half add sprinkle paprika, put a dollop of mayo on the side then add a piece of two of fruit and oj/juice. Perfectly acceptable breakfast!
Straight up hotel continental breakfast right there
Not the food, the *presentation* was terrible
I feel like if you cut the boiled eggs in half and arranged it nicely this would look okay
The sausages are fine lol
Need to eat your fresh produce
British?
Well, it kinda does
1)Is she on the carnivore diet?
2)What is it about her that screams “that girl would love a plate of unseasoned meat”? Or “I bet hard boiled eggs would be her top choice egg style”?
3)Did you make the eggs fresh, or just take out eggs you had previously boiled? It would matter to me.
Looks like my breakfasts when I was on keto
Dude, you couldn’t even be bothered to season the eggs.
Idc I fucking LOVE breakfast sausages with this texture. These thin little high-surface area ones look especially delicious
That’s unfair to the word terrible.
Were you punishing her for something‽
Have you *had* breakfast before‽
Looks yum, I’d eat it
Beloved…!? Don’t get out much??
They said you can’t polish a turd but you’ve clearly done it
They said you can’t put a wig on a pig and send it to market but you’ve clearly done it
What the fuck is this?
It does look terrible. But I’d never say that to my own child.
Those are the most well peeled eggs I’ve ever seen .. but as a meal.. disgusting 😂
your beloved must have tight figure