Don’t hate me, but I usually eat the Costco rotisserie chicken straight out the bag. But don’t worry, I’m going to show you how to make it way better. After removing your chicken’s thumb, take off all the meat and save the bone so we can make some stock. Now add the bones to a stock pot and fill it up with water until it covers the chicken. Now get the pot as hot as you are and add some bay leaves, oregano, black peppercorns, and some garlic. And I’m not going to lie, I don’t really know what bay leaves do. I just threw them in there because that’s what all the chefs do. Once your water starts boiling, bring it down to a simmer and let it cook off for about 3 hours. Then take out all the bones into a blender. Add in two jalapenos, two knobs of ginger and blanch a whole bag of spinach. And you don’t want to cook this for too long. So, just quickly dip it in there and take it out when it’s a little bit limp. Limp, um, that’s not the right wordage. Whatever. You know what I mean? Anyways, add your spinach to your blender and blend it up until it looks like this. Wow. Now, add your mixture to your broth and grab a handful of parsley and cilantro. Then, cut the stems off. Then, stuff it in the blender again. Then, add some garlic and some basil leaf. And I know you see me using some homegrown herbs. I’m about to be wannabe farmer Matt. Anyways, blend it all up and add it to your stock. And I know this looks crazy, but trust me, this is so good. But then I added in some leftover rice and some chicken meat that we took off in the beginning. Then mix it all up and add some salt and pepper to your liking and you’re done. This is the perfect meal when it’s a little gloomy outside or when you’re feeling really sick. Wow.

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Bay leave are antiseptic and anti inflammatory. And it adds good flavour to broths and soups
u cannot just move on after saying "chicken's thong"
i wish ceramics were more accessible cause this is so gorgeous I'd luv to try making it myself
I laughed out loud regarding the bay leaves comment 😂😂
I usually make chicken soup out of it with vegetables for myself and dogs. Comes out good, I add the extras only to my dish as my dogs shouldn't be eating some other stuff..in the end, I got to try this.
Get the pot as hot as you are
Me: Puts it in freezer
Get well soup:
1 chicken
2 bulbs garlic
1 thumb of ginger
10 carrots
2 onions
Two bunch of celery
10 potatoes
Pumpkin soup mix
6 hrs in the slow cooker 😋
Guy didnt wash anything. 🤮
Tap water is insane
The Homie made his own green posole
So, i know theres quite a bit missing but i feel like this is just a poor mans gumbo, when gumbo is already the poor mans meal lol
I would add some carrot and onions to that stock too
Costco chicken is loaded with anti biotics
The Shrek Swamp boul
Oh no garlic in the broth
bok choi instead of spinach! <3 I need this
I prefer tater salad and garlic bread with my bag of bird
😂😂😂😂😂
Left the water cold since I’m not hot
It’s like a Gumbo Zerbe
Yuuuuuuum, me want some🩵
Perfect for Halloween
No
Bro made ogre soup
3hrs 😵💫😳😒
Put it on white bread and put it Valentina on it
"Limp" I think you meant the right verbage! 😂❤😊
Mexican dish ❤
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