That one friend who visited Tokyo Japan for 8 days…



by MentalAdversity

22 Comments

  1. Kencolt706

    …he’s right about the ginger.

    Not on how he addresses it…

  2. Ah yes, this scene is ridiculous because Sushi Nakazawa serves farmed Balfego bluefin, so Wags is just making shit up here about the quality of the o-toro.

  3. ProudInterest5445

    I play this scene in my head every time I eat sushi. Then I dip some fish in soy sauce, because its tasty and i refuse to stop. (I mostly make it which renders the ass fucking acceptable).

  4. Ancient-Chinglish

    and then he gets killed by Jesse Pinkman for being a twat

  5. PlutoJones42

    This is how I feel with every new quality sushi spot I go to

  6. Disastrous-Low-6277

    Sushi is pretentious, if I wanna add some extra soy sauce I’m gonna add some extra soy sauce

  7. socialsciencenerd

    There’s nothing cringier than monitoring people on how they eat their food. If people are meant to eat their meal a specific way, set up strict rules before you are seated, so that people can decide to stay and abide them or just leave.

  8. PsionicKitten

    Unlike many foreigners, he actually does an excellent job at speaking Japanese with the correct pronunciation. Even if he visited Japan for 8 days, he spent much more time learning the language (or at least took the time to learn how to properly pronounce everything for this skit, which still is impressive because it’s rare to hear it correctly from a non-native speaker).

    Poor sushi. I’m all for liking what you like, but that’s like drowning your steak in ketchup at a respectable steakhouse. If you do that, do it at home where no one knows about your deep, dark, unholy perversions.

  9. TKCoog075

    Went to a legit place in town once and the table next to us requested extra soy sauce. The waiter politely explained but they gave it to her anyway. They gave her basically a small bowl and I watched them fill it up for her. She was soaking everything in it. I get wanting to eat things your way but this was horrifying.

  10. RuggedWanderer

    Actual video of me screaming at teenagers eating California rolls outside Aldi. 

  11. thelimeisgreen

    I hate that wife takes a lump of wasabi and stirs it into the soy sauce, making a slurry for dipping.

    …and one of my good friends from Japan does it too.

  12. analytic-hunter

    Clash of two mentalities:

    western mentality: people have individuality and freedom, they will eat how they like, and the customer is “always” right.

    japanese mentality: heteronormative, people have to eat like everybody else, regardless of what tastes better for them.

  13. Loving_eat

    I don’t dip to soy sauce as well. I prefer to eat as is to taste natural flavors

  14. Herbalacious

    He’s right but the delivery could use some work