Pizza looks like absolute SHIT. Scissors to cut isn’t abnormal, but those aren’t even fucking kitchen shears, just office scissors????
BigLittleFan69
Too much crust, not enough slices. 2/10
M-ABaldelli
The Scissors, and the sauce as the topping.
Are you sure this isn’t something served somewhere in Asia. Like Korea or Thailand? Because I see the weird use of scissors like this for many street food presentations with Yummyboy and the like.
Fabulous_Hand2314
I don’t care how it’s cut up. crust good tomato and chicken a bit big 5/10
Boomah422
If they were stylish metal kitchen shears I’d understand it more but the office max special plastic scissors are creasing me
The trick/meme is that cutting a pizza with scissors leaves the inside of the crust open so you can add stuff to or just see the airiness of the crust, whereas the pizza cutter mainly squishes the crust to a point, locking all of that ….”flavor air” in.
bradymonty95
The crime here isn’t the scissors. The crime here is the poor topping-to-crust ratio and the toppings being way too large.
Still, it’s on trial for a bad cut job, and no crime was committed on that front. Not guilty.
Neverlast0
I’ve eaten unscliced pizzas. I’ve never complained about that.
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Pizza looks like absolute SHIT. Scissors to cut isn’t abnormal, but those aren’t even fucking kitchen shears, just office scissors????
Too much crust, not enough slices. 2/10
The Scissors, and the sauce as the topping.
Are you sure this isn’t something served somewhere in Asia. Like Korea or Thailand? Because I see the weird use of scissors like this for many street food presentations with Yummyboy and the like.
I don’t care how it’s cut up.
crust good
tomato and chicken a bit big
5/10
If they were stylish metal kitchen shears I’d understand it more but the office max special plastic scissors are creasing me
The trick/meme is that cutting a pizza with scissors leaves the inside of the crust open so you can add stuff to or just see the airiness of the crust, whereas the pizza cutter mainly squishes the crust to a point, locking all of that ….”flavor air” in.
The crime here isn’t the scissors. The crime here is the poor topping-to-crust ratio and the toppings being way too large.
Still, it’s on trial for a bad cut job, and no crime was committed on that front. Not guilty.
I’ve eaten unscliced pizzas. I’ve never complained about that.
The main crime here is chicken on a pizza.
https://preview.redd.it/vjq1jrgfx8rf1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cda1cace6cafbed05126fc8a683340c3ea32be49
There is actually a pair of scissors that can do this.