Does anyone else ever just blur their eyes and zone out specifically when they cut chives?
I have no clue why it happens but it started years ago and its kinda fun now.
by Jaralto
25 Comments
MeggaLonyx
Is that a Mac?
Ok_Acanthaceae_4369
Mmmm right on the raw chicken board…. Nice 👍
ccccccrambone
I definitely catch myself zoning out just slicing away pretty regularly
PunkMamma
Yes every time
Eastern_Bit_9279
All day
raisin22
This may be an unpopular opinion but my favorite thing to cut up is celery. I like making the little smiles, they make me happy. Can we look at little celery smiles for the next week instead of chives lmao
Old_Chair2138
What’s up with this sub and chives over the last week 😭😂
SeuintheMane
I zoned out cutting mushrooms once and sliced off a piece of my thumb.
CantaloupeCamper
Considering the other photos yes, but it also appears they don’t use a knife…. some might be using a baseball bat.
If you cross your eyes slightly it’ll look like you chopped twice as much
MAkrbrakenumbers
I’m still new to this finishing my 3rd year up now in a few months and I just love getting to use my knife anytime I get to lol today I got to use my pairing knife which I never get to use and it was so nice
tankgirly
It’s like you pixelated real life
Eastern-Bluebird-823
Absolutely
Ok_Toe7278
Trust the process, but always be aware.
Bullshit_Conduit
Nice Mac knife 🤤 😻
beegtuna
You chopping chives:
cherrymilksoda
zoned out so hard i activated my narcolepsy and sliced halfway through my finger tip. no stitches tho !!
CharacterIcy5129
Especially julienning some onions
Far_Negotiation_694
I don’t close my eyes, i look for the other ingredients i will need in a second.
I wish i had your level of chill.
No-Pass777
I don’t want to talk about chives , do you have anything better to talk about , thanks for the cool pic of chopped chives
oobydoobydo
I close my eyes when I chop onions, does that count?
25 Comments
Is that a Mac?
Mmmm right on the raw chicken board…. Nice 👍
I definitely catch myself zoning out just slicing away pretty regularly
Yes every time
All day
This may be an unpopular opinion but my favorite thing to cut up is celery. I like making the little smiles, they make me happy. Can we look at little celery smiles for the next week instead of chives lmao
What’s up with this sub and chives over the last week 😭😂
I zoned out cutting mushrooms once and sliced off a piece of my thumb.
Considering the other photos yes, but it also appears they don’t use a knife…. some might be using a baseball bat.
I could fall asleep on a bed of these chives
[OP after prep on his first day](https://media1.tenor.com/m/_BkrogXX0FwAAAAC/old-school-will-ferrell.gif)
Disassociation my friend, we all love it!
Let Jesus take the knife.
If you cross your eyes slightly it’ll look like you chopped twice as much
I’m still new to this finishing my 3rd year up now in a few months and I just love getting to use my knife anytime I get to lol today I got to use my pairing knife which I never get to use and it was so nice
It’s like you pixelated real life
Absolutely
Trust the process, but always be aware.
Nice Mac knife 🤤 😻
You chopping chives:
zoned out so hard i activated my narcolepsy and sliced halfway through my finger tip. no stitches tho !!
Especially julienning some onions
I don’t close my eyes, i look for the other ingredients i will need in a second.
I wish i had your level of chill.
I don’t want to talk about chives , do you have anything better to talk about , thanks for the cool pic of chopped chives
I close my eyes when I chop onions, does that count?