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Hot Dog Pizza with Mayo??
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Hot Dog Pizza with Mayo??


Hot Dog Pizza with Mayo??

by Long-Lettuce1099

23 Comments

  2. TheTaintBurglar

    it’s just dough with toppings, why wouldn’t a hotdog pizza with mayo work?

  3. mangongo

    Up the onions, ketchup only on half.

    Still a crime.

  4. dr-satan85

    Why not put mayo on it? You put everyfuckingthing else on it.

  5. HambugerBurglarizer

    ![gif](giphy|XvjC06Gh9lhfZNBNIM)

  6. Embarrassed_Chest918

    i like everything except the mustard and ketchup on it

  7. EggOkNow

    The way he says “really good street dog.” Makes it look like it’s already giving him the shits.

  9. YourHooliganFriend

    Why do the “hot dogs” look like that?

  10. Queasy_Acanthaceae57

    Why do you have to fuck up the pizza with mayo and ketchup and mustard

  13. Duckyfuzzfunandfeet

    No one thinks ketchup taste “tomato-y”

  15. No-Profile-2317

    Is it a pizza if it doesn’t taste like a pizza?

  17. Objective-Start-9707

    Y’all pizza doesn’t need to be improved upon, and hot dogs never made anything better

  19. Bcatfan08

    Not using a chili base for a hot dog pizza is the real crime here.

  20. miwe77

    and ketchup, and mustard. it’s so messed up, disgusting.

  22. LadyBulldog7

    Go to Jail

    Go directly to Jail

    Do not pass Go

    Do not collect $200