Were pizza crimes different in the 90s, or was this just slick marketing that made it feel like eating the crust first with your ex was criminal?
by South_Razzmatazz8899
19 Comments
Pleasant-Antelope634
He eats the ass
Filthiest_Tleilaxu
I know this will be taken down but I still vote guilty.
Kernburner
Donald The Hut.
Wait_WHAT_didU_say
Guilty by a jury of his democrat peers, democrat appointed judge and a democrat prosecutor in a democrat state!!! 😁🤝
LazyOldCat
This has to be just about peak Epstein time-wise, right when he’d imported Melania for trump, working fashion shoots on a tourist Visa.
Sissyneck1221
Cheesiest crust I’m hungry.
A5thRedditAccount
He buried her on a golf course for a tax break
ishoweredtoday
Still can’t believe a convicted pizza felon became the leader of the free world.
SAwfulBaconTaco
This pizza is delicious, and cannot be held responsible for the crimes of its spokesman, who it did not select.
ibeerianhamhock
My God I love me some stuffed crust
Impossible-Charity-4
Bilbo_Teabagginss
GUILTY AS CHARGED ON ALL COUNTS!!! This piece of shit should never be afforded the luxury of the magnificence that is pizza.
Ornery-Practice9772
🤢🤮 it’s like watching hitler when he was just painting watercolours
This man is an ignorant, disgusting human and shouldnt be in charge of a country.
Spicy_Red3468
The fact that this ad exists is a crime in itself.
ozzalot
I heard Trump likes Cheese Pizza
Massive-Handz
Wow she was pretty before she butchered her face with plastic surgery. Such a shame she was pushed down the stairs the days before she was set to testify in Epstein case…..
Rammipallero
Damn, didn’t realise there was a pizza hut on Epstein island.
hahahahahahahaFUCK
Ah yes. I believed this was filmed at some point around chapter 5 or 6 of the Epstein novel.
TheGardiner
Whenever I try to make a stuffed crust the cheese always leaks out. How do people do this?
19 Comments
He eats the ass
I know this will be taken down but I still vote guilty.
Donald The Hut.
Guilty by a jury of his democrat peers, democrat appointed judge and a democrat prosecutor in a democrat state!!! 😁🤝
This has to be just about peak Epstein time-wise, right when he’d imported Melania for trump, working fashion shoots on a tourist Visa.
Cheesiest crust I’m hungry.
He buried her on a golf course for a tax break
Still can’t believe a convicted pizza felon became the leader of the free world.
This pizza is delicious, and cannot be held responsible for the crimes of its spokesman, who it did not select.
My God I love me some stuffed crust
GUILTY AS CHARGED ON ALL COUNTS!!! This piece of shit should never be afforded the luxury of the magnificence that is pizza.
🤢🤮 it’s like watching hitler when he was just painting watercolours
This man is an ignorant, disgusting human and shouldnt be in charge of a country.
The fact that this ad exists is a crime in itself.
I heard Trump likes Cheese Pizza
Wow she was pretty before she butchered her face with plastic surgery. Such a shame she was pushed down the stairs the days before she was set to testify in Epstein case…..
Damn, didn’t realise there was a pizza hut on Epstein island.
Ah yes. I believed this was filmed at some point around chapter 5 or 6 of the Epstein novel.
Whenever I try to make a stuffed crust the cheese always leaks out. How do people do this?