On a scale from 1-10 (1 = I wouldn’t feed this to my worst enemy), how bad is this meal cooked by my 40 year old friend? He eats like this every day and I need him to know how awful it is.

by DaBucketKicker

17 Comments

  1. narwahlkiller

    Depends. At 12:15am after half a bottle of whiskey, that’s a solid 8.5

  2. EcstaticMembership

    Id nail 3 of them over a trash can, sleep for 3 hours, then go back to work 👌

  3. I’ve seen enough raw hotdogs on this sub its nice to see someone actually cook theirs. This would be a great drunken meal, would devour with a side of ranch or spicy mustard.

  4. HeavyArmsJin

    I would add like maybe 1~2 more hotdogs and maybe 1 egg?

    7/10

  5. Did you take a bite out of the dog pre-cooking?

  6. The00Taco

    Every now and then maybe a 4/10 at best, but everyday? 8/10

  7. OrmondDawn

    Reasonably shitty. I’ve definitely seen worse though.

  8. Oregonhastrees

    The onions disqualify it from being shitty.

  9. Sidewalk_Tomato

    I once had a good quality sausage grilled over a hot camp stove and wrapped in a tortilla with good stone-ground mustard after a long day of camp labor. It rates a 9 out of 10, because admittedly I was super hungry, everything was nice and sizzled, I really needed the salt, fat and protein, and was offered to me in good company.

    Could I eat that every day? No. Could the food above use more char and chop those onions like a stadium dog or fry ’em up? Could the tortilla be toasted a little in butter? Yes. But if it’s warm (and it must be) that’s a start.

    Tell him not to snooze on having a little mustard.

    I may have a little condiment problem.