Lunch. Was worried about my farts harming my family so I added some activated charcoal.
Sardines in hot sauce, boiled duck egg, easy cheese and crackers. I love this lunch.
by jadbronson
35 Comments
Basic-Magazine-9832
jokes on you, i take pride in exterminating the living room, whenever possible.
NotThatChar
You’re not taking any medications, are you?
viewbtwnvillages
i cannot imagine charcoal tastes good
Baschoen23
Disgusting
paisley-pirate
Add a little bit of… ✨spice ✨
Walkinonsunshineee
THEdopealope
Ain’t no way charcoal is going to make any difference outside of placebo.
turquoise_amethyst
Honestly I’d be more concerned about salt intake than farts
Wasting_Time1234
How would this lunch make you gassy? Unless your body doesn’t like dairy or gluten, it shouldn’t have issues with this lunch.
travismockfler
Say sike right fn now
PeachMoodVibes
What is that ew
BotGirlFall
PrettyPromenade
Its better to eat normally and take a pill with it inside directly after your meal. However, I believe you need enzymes, yogurt, and to remove processed foods from your diet for 3 months Mininum. Then only re-add the ones you “can’t live without” with a rule of once a week or every 2 weeks (depending on backsliding).
GabrielBischoff
You could just eat a spoonful on the side but okay. 😀
Criticalfluffs
I hope you aren’t on critical medications. 😮
covertlySwaggg
Youve just been activated
Starcat75
You sweet old thang lol
HairyStyrofoam
My guy…this is dumb as hell.
Charcoal, especially consumed in this fashion, takes *years* to filter through your body. Might as well go swallow a few packs of gum while you’re at it.
Fuckin guy
Appropriate-Log8506
The skidmark’s gonna be extra dark.
Karmeleon86
Are you ok?
thekidubullied
Do you have a medical reason why your farts are so bad or is the activated charcoal like a way to knock down the negative reaction that your body is having as a result of your persistence to eat this meal?
Endlesstrash1337
Screw that, let it RIP!
envirodale
Judging not just on the charcoal but that “cheese”
amxog
What’s the difference between activated and deactivated charcoal?
robertbreadford
The thought process of some folks is truly astounding
MR_6OUIJA6BOARD6
Definitely belongs here
Selizabeth54
Those plates have high levels of lead. Corelle plates produced before 2005 should only be used as decoration, never eaten off of. This was a PSA by the company
LIBBY2130
anyone on medications need to think twice about taking activated charcoal whether sprinkled on food or taken in capsules if you are on any medications …..
Activated charcoal can significantly decrease the effectiveness of many prescription medications by binding to them in the stomach and intestines. This prevents the drugs from being absorbed into the bloodstream and can potentially make them less effective or completely ineffective.
For this reason, most sources recommend taking activated charcoal at least one to two hours before or after any oral medications. For some medications, the recommended waiting time may be longer.
Wide-Yesterday9705
The charcoal ties it together nicely. Never seen that before. Truly a worthy post for this sub.
lilgreengoddess
Jesus just take it after or before you eat in capsule of water form. Also best not to do this often as it depletes nutrients
Salvisurfer
Don’t eat cheesewiz you gross human.
TallJackfruit6985
This looks like it sat in the fridge too long and grew friends
number2-daffodil
this is what this sub is about.
asistolee
Yeah I’m not sure that will do anything
Otisthedog999
Farts never hurt anyone. You are being weirdly overprotective.
35 Comments
jokes on you, i take pride in exterminating the living room, whenever possible.
You’re not taking any medications, are you?
i cannot imagine charcoal tastes good
Disgusting
Add a little bit of… ✨spice ✨
Ain’t no way charcoal is going to make any difference outside of placebo.
Honestly I’d be more concerned about salt intake than farts
How would this lunch make you gassy? Unless your body doesn’t like dairy or gluten, it shouldn’t have issues with this lunch.
Say sike right fn now
What is that ew
Its better to eat normally and take a pill with it inside directly after your meal. However, I believe you need enzymes, yogurt, and to remove processed foods from your diet for 3 months Mininum. Then only re-add the ones you “can’t live without” with a rule of once a week or every 2 weeks (depending on backsliding).
You could just eat a spoonful on the side but okay. 😀
I hope you aren’t on critical medications. 😮
Youve just been activated
You sweet old thang lol
My guy…this is dumb as hell.
Charcoal, especially consumed in this fashion, takes *years* to filter through your body. Might as well go swallow a few packs of gum while you’re at it.
Fuckin guy
The skidmark’s gonna be extra dark.
Are you ok?
Do you have a medical reason why your farts are so bad or is the activated charcoal like a way to knock down the negative reaction that your body is having as a result of your persistence to eat this meal?
Screw that, let it RIP!
Judging not just on the charcoal but that “cheese”
What’s the difference between activated and deactivated charcoal?
The thought process of some folks is truly astounding
Definitely belongs here
Those plates have high levels of lead. Corelle plates produced before 2005 should only be used as decoration, never eaten off of. This was a PSA by the company
anyone on medications need to think twice about taking activated charcoal whether sprinkled on food or taken in capsules if you are on any medications …..
Activated charcoal can significantly decrease the effectiveness of many prescription medications by binding to them in the stomach and intestines. This prevents the drugs from being absorbed into the bloodstream and can potentially make them less effective or completely ineffective.
For this reason, most sources recommend taking activated charcoal at least one to two hours before or after any oral medications. For some medications, the recommended waiting time may be longer.
The charcoal ties it together nicely. Never seen that before. Truly a worthy post for this sub.
Jesus just take it after or before you eat in capsule of water form. Also best not to do this often as it depletes nutrients
Don’t eat cheesewiz you gross human.
This looks like it sat in the fridge too long and grew friends
this is what this sub is about.
Yeah I’m not sure that will do anything
Farts never hurt anyone. You are being weirdly overprotective.