this looks more like r/stonerfood than a pizza crime.
Sure it’s a felony based on influence… However, I feel like I’d be punishing a 6 year old eating mayonnaise out of the container with a spoon than an actual crime committed by an adult.
DanielKobsted
French fries pizzas are the most expensive options on the menu at my local pizza places. They’re being treated like it was gourmet. Personally couldn’t imagine who’d want them, even at regular pricing, but judging by the price, they must be popular.
sweetrottenapple
Don’t crucify me but I’d smash that. Yes it’s a crime though… Would I eat it? Heck yes!!
Commie_Scum69
At this point maybe use knife and fork or at least a knork?
Edit: Ser nästan ut som Yam Yams pizzor också. Måste förbi där nu…
chiefestcalamity
Yeah thats a disgusting and horrible crime. Now surrender it to me so i can uh. hold it in evidence.
LeilLikeNeil
Honestly the camerawork is the real crime
EyeYamNegan
This may be a pizza crime but one that I could be convicted of because that looks like it might taste good even if teh person is making it look more sloppy than it is.
WorldlyOrchid9663
Guys that is not ranch, this is a brazilian pizza, thats mayooooo
widwee
idiotista
Swedish kebabpizza, no crime here apart from too much sauce. Would smash any day of the week. Even better with some mixed salad on top with the sauce.
benjiross1
Is this the “viral” pizza Domino’s keeps advertising but with fries added?
Cereal_Hermit
To everyone saying “would” on this one: you absolutely disgust me.
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stoner’s special
looks like döner pizza and me want it
Let’s go.
this looks more like r/stonerfood than a pizza crime.
Sure it’s a felony based on influence… However, I feel like I’d be punishing a 6 year old eating mayonnaise out of the container with a spoon than an actual crime committed by an adult.
French fries pizzas are the most expensive options on the menu at my local pizza places. They’re being treated like it was gourmet. Personally couldn’t imagine who’d want them, even at regular pricing, but judging by the price, they must be popular.
Don’t crucify me but I’d smash that. Yes it’s a crime though… Would I eat it? Heck yes!!
At this point maybe use knife and fork or at least a knork?
https://preview.redd.it/si9gunm89asf1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7b7f532a263e04cb521337d9d5bf5ee048a1883
Whats the sauce?
Mer sås än kebabpizza.
Edit: Ser nästan ut som Yam Yams pizzor också. Måste förbi där nu…
Yeah thats a disgusting and horrible crime. Now surrender it to me so i can uh. hold it in evidence.
Honestly the camerawork is the real crime
This may be a pizza crime but one that I could be convicted of because that looks like it might taste good even if teh person is making it look more sloppy than it is.
Guys that is not ranch, this is a brazilian pizza, thats mayooooo
Swedish kebabpizza, no crime here apart from too much sauce. Would smash any day of the week. Even better with some mixed salad on top with the sauce.
Is this the “viral” pizza Domino’s keeps advertising but with fries added?
To everyone saying “would” on this one: you absolutely disgust me.
That poor, poor dough. I can’t watch this!