Girlfriend’s mum’s lunch at a buffet

by Kaabik

19 Comments

  1. SideshowMelsHairbone

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  2. I_might_be_weasel

    Do not eat from the noro fountain at Golden Coral.

  3. OrgnolfHairyLegs

    Chocolate fountains are beyond nasty. It’s the perfect mix of aeration, temperature and sugar for every bacteria to thrive in. Add to that people walking around it, breathing, sweating, coughing, flakes of skin dust.

    Mix in inattentive parents letting their kids run amok, their grubby little hands touching god knows what, then dunking their food in the fountain, taking a bite, dunk THE REST OF THEIR FOOD in the fountain again.

    Germs are having an orgy in that brown pool of sludge. I’d sooner lick the toilet seat at a truck stop than eat anything from chocolate fountain.

  4. Fomulouscrunch

    Looks like she knows exactly what she wants and I respect that immensely.

  5. soapypuga

    Fun little fact, sweetness is one of the last remaining flavor senses we have as we grow old. We stop being able to taste other flavors such as salty, sour, bitter, and savory (or umami) as well as we used to. It’s why you’ll see lots of old people with hard candies and cakes and chocolate. We seek what we can enjoy.

    It’s why many people find it hard to feed their parents as they age because they only ever seem to want sweets.

  6. Outside_Region_55

    I’d get a plate full of those tentacle sour gummy things and call it a day.

    I fucking love sour gummy candy with a passion

  7. lemonloth

    I’ve rarely seen diarrhea and diabetes on the same plate, thank you!

  8. Que_Raoke

    The only chocolate fountain I’m eating out of is one I set up myself and maybe not even then. I’ve seen some people do wild shit to chocolate fountains bro.

  9. Que_Raoke

    I have a feeling this is just her dessert plate, most people get a dessert plate at the end at a buffet bro. It’s not that deep.

  10. reluctant_lifeguard

    Does your GF’s mom want to contract a new, unidentified diseases from this fountain?

  11. karenskygreen

    Is girl friends mum single ? I like her style.

  12. Banana-Apples

    I think you would find some enthousiasts at r/candy tho

  13. probabyanoob

    Is your girlfriends mum a recovering addict?