(to be fair, he ain’t the line *baker* after all… better ask the prep next time 🙂
PansophicNostradamus
Ask the line cook to unscramble them. I’m sure he’ll figure out a way.
Melodic_Weakness7106
Bwwwwwhahahahaha!!
GrizzlyDust
Am I the only one confused why homie needed the line cook at all
Agile-Mission2209
Maybe he washed the eggs before he cooked them? Idk that sounds right i guess lol he probably like why is this man having me wash chicken eggs?
burnt-----toast
You should post this in r/Baking
FeelingCouple5880
W0lfenstein1
Bro get the eggs yourself 😂 how lazy are you?
DistanceAcceptable65
Dude just didn’t hear you right and thought you were hungry.
pandakahn
Man, I just snorted my coffee when I figured this out! Damn, I hope he was being funny.
2eDgY4redd1t
How were the eggs? They look pretty tasty
LazerBear42
He’s a line *cook.* If you didn’t want the eggs cooked, you should have asked a line *raw.*
Puzzleheaded-Round66
Pure gold.
christopher_mtrl
Smart coworker wanted a scrambled eggs snack and played you.
Relevant_Grass9586
You’re welcome chef
EnvironmentalBox6688
You get a little snack, line cook learns what an egg wash is.
Win win
red_engine_mw
The most hilarious thing I’ve seen on this sub.
merv1618
This is so pure
DoctorRapture
This earnest young cook said, “Damn, for wash? Dishy must be hungry, I got em”
klleah
This is a classic case of malicious compliance. They knew exactly what they were doing when you asked them for eggs. 😂
Mujer_Arania
There’s this comedian I can’t remember his name…He tells a story about he and his friend trying to pull a punk hairstyle and someone recommended “use an egg to keep your hair up” so he proceeds to throw a scrambled egg in his friend’s hair and since it wasn’t working they decided to iron his hair and egg and all and they almost burn the house down.
OMEGA362
Were the eggs good?
AKACptShadow
Apparently it’s ‘Showtime at the Apollo’ over here in OP’s kitchen.
xChiken
Get your eggs yourself lol. This is a you issue.
You asked a cook for two eggs. The cook made two eggs. That’s his job.
Axius-Evenstar
Why can’t you just grab two eggs??
LupercaniusAB
Dude, I’m a fucking stagehand who has never worked in a commercial kitchen, and even I wouldn’t do that. I mean, I wouldn’t know if I were supposed to whisk the raw eggs or anything, but I sure wouldn’t bring you cooked eggs for an egg wash.
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iconic
There’s honestly no fucking way. Like, I see this shit yet I have a hard time even getting work in a kitchen
https://preview.redd.it/hujdsz32jdsf1.png?width=1494&format=png&auto=webp&s=6ee3f6c87d86218759091eb0c2c1ae9c0e238a43
Why’d you let him do the lines too?
Good thing you didn’t ask him to ice the cakes.
Did you want over easy?
line cook be cookin’
(to be fair, he ain’t the line *baker* after all… better ask the prep next time 🙂
Ask the line cook to unscramble them. I’m sure he’ll figure out a way.
Bwwwwwhahahahaha!!
Am I the only one confused why homie needed the line cook at all
Maybe he washed the eggs before he cooked them? Idk that sounds right i guess lol he probably like why is this man having me wash chicken eggs?
You should post this in r/Baking
Bro get the eggs yourself 😂 how lazy are you?
Dude just didn’t hear you right and thought you were hungry.
Man, I just snorted my coffee when I figured this out! Damn, I hope he was being funny.
How were the eggs? They look pretty tasty
He’s a line *cook.* If you didn’t want the eggs cooked, you should have asked a line *raw.*
Pure gold.
Smart coworker wanted a scrambled eggs snack and played you.
You’re welcome chef
You get a little snack, line cook learns what an egg wash is.
Win win
The most hilarious thing I’ve seen on this sub.
This is so pure
This earnest young cook said, “Damn, for wash? Dishy must be hungry, I got em”
This is a classic case of malicious compliance. They knew exactly what they were doing when you asked them for eggs. 😂
There’s this comedian I can’t remember his name…He tells a story about he and his friend trying to pull a punk hairstyle and someone recommended “use an egg to keep your hair up” so he proceeds to throw a scrambled egg in his friend’s hair and since it wasn’t working they decided to iron his hair and egg and all and they almost burn the house down.
Were the eggs good?
Apparently it’s ‘Showtime at the Apollo’ over here in OP’s kitchen.
Get your eggs yourself lol. This is a you issue.
You asked a cook for two eggs. The cook made two eggs. That’s his job.
Why can’t you just grab two eggs??
Dude, I’m a fucking stagehand who has never worked in a commercial kitchen, and even I wouldn’t do that. I mean, I wouldn’t know if I were supposed to whisk the raw eggs or anything, but I sure wouldn’t bring you cooked eggs for an egg wash.
No one is born with knowledge. Be a teacher.
Dead inside. 💀
r/maliciouscompliance
I don’t believe this tbh