Just give me all the mushrooms you have. Wait, wait. I’m worried what you just heard was, ‘Give me a lot of mushrooms.’ What I said was, ‘Give me all the mushrooms you have.’ Do you understand?
Crunchy-Illuminati
Maybe try sauteing those in some olive oil and garlic butter with a little ground pepper.
CMDR_ETNC
I’m sure back in our ancestral days we would’ve been super happy finding a patch of mushrooms and being able to live another day.
We don’t really have to do that kind of thing anymore…
Timely_Team1105
Raw mushrooms are weird but I love that green tea
johngunthner
Josemite
How do I send a wellness check through Reddit?
So-Medium
Sus title
lean_lawd
🥹
PrizeTime2595
No because I actually just lightly saute Portobello’s all the time, lil bit of dill seasoning and salt. You fried or just like mushrooms?
IShouldBeSoLucky81
Is it all just mushrooms or is there something else under there? I want to eat it regardless
VikiWillObey
Boy room.
dtwhitecp
I love mushrooms, I’d absolutely eat that.
SpinMeADog
maybe I’m actually a girl
dyspnea
I found a 10 pound maitake mushroom today I wish I could give you.
stinkypeach1
Boi Dinner
KULR_Mooning
Boy ain’t right
HelloImJenny01
Fungus lord
shawnaeatscats
Mad respect. I like em raw. If anyone sees me eat them raw I am immediately subject to the opinions of those who saw. Don’t let them hold you back.
VexTheTielfling
I can eat 1lb of mushrooms usually they’re the topping for grilled meats or inside a baked potato.
RetroSwamp
Dude, I had meals of straight sauteed onions and mushrooms with toast for a good 2 months. I relate a bit with this
tenkajp
Cook some garlic in oil and remove (add them back later if you want) for fragrance, stir fry mushrooms until golden and season with oyster sauce, soy sauce, msg (optional), salt & pepper to taste.
KaiserCorn
Great low cal meal tbh
Chris_Wilson14
You could always saute them and put them into a giant omelet. Or ground into a pattie for a vegan burger.
Rodrat
This is the amount of mushrooms I want when I’m eating something that has mushrooms.
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This dude ordering at a restaurant:
Just give me all the mushrooms you have. Wait, wait. I’m worried what you just heard was, ‘Give me a lot of mushrooms.’ What I said was, ‘Give me all the mushrooms you have.’ Do you understand?
Maybe try sauteing those in some olive oil and garlic butter with a little ground pepper.
I’m sure back in our ancestral days we would’ve been super happy finding a patch of mushrooms and being able to live another day.
We don’t really have to do that kind of thing anymore…
Raw mushrooms are weird but I love that green tea
How do I send a wellness check through Reddit?
Sus title
🥹
No because I actually just lightly saute Portobello’s all the time, lil bit of dill seasoning and salt. You fried or just like mushrooms?
Is it all just mushrooms or is there something else under there? I want to eat it regardless
Boy room.
I love mushrooms, I’d absolutely eat that.
maybe I’m actually a girl
I found a 10 pound maitake mushroom today I wish I could give you.
Boi Dinner
Boy ain’t right
Fungus lord
Mad respect. I like em raw. If anyone sees me eat them raw I am immediately subject to the opinions of those who saw. Don’t let them hold you back.
I can eat 1lb of mushrooms usually they’re the topping for grilled meats or inside a baked potato.
Dude, I had meals of straight sauteed onions and mushrooms with toast for a good 2 months. I relate a bit with this
Cook some garlic in oil and remove (add them back later if you want) for fragrance, stir fry mushrooms until golden and season with oyster sauce, soy sauce, msg (optional), salt & pepper to taste.
Great low cal meal tbh
You could always saute them and put them into a giant omelet. Or ground into a pattie for a vegan burger.
This is the amount of mushrooms I want when I’m eating something that has mushrooms.
Sure, if the boy is a gerbal.
You’re gonna shit bro.