Breakfasty lunch

I hesitate to call it a fry up, because people get very upset if they don't deem your ingredients to be correct, so this is just "breakfast" but eaten at lunch time-ish.

Mushrooms and baby toms sauteed with garlic
Crönchy bacon
Eggs
Heavily buttered toast
Some kind of mixed berry juice
Coffee out of shot

(Full disclosure, I could not finish this – but I gave it a darn good try!)