There’s a German-language pizza crimes subreddit with the most German pizza crimes, like pretzel crust or a pizza with asparagus and hollandaise sauce

by AstroG4

10 Comments

  1. M-ABaldelli

    this came back… *again?*

    Weisswurst is white sausage. Other than the pretzel crust, it’s not necessarily a war crime level of felony… but overall, it’s a misdemeanor.

  2. allday95

    Pretzel crust doesn’t even sound like a bad thing lol

  3. Holiveya-LesBIonic

    Okay but you had me at hollandaise. Smash

  4. the_vole

    Goddamned tariffs are probably preventing imports of this beaut. GIMME!

  5. Omega21886

    Pretzel crust is great. I’ve never had hollandaise so I can’t comment. Asparagus on pizza sounds like a misdemeanor at least

  6. BigBlueMountainStar

    Of course! Everyone knows German sausage is the wurst.

  7. Repulsive_Tie_7941

    Pretzel crust gets a pass. Maybe everything works together, but not as a pizza.

  8. _darling_clementine

    the only problem i can see with this pizza is they used sweet mustard instead of spicy, weißwurst is waaaay better with scharfer senf