It doesn’t matter that its only 10am, it’s against the law to smoke without a beer

by Dad0010001100110001

19 Comments

  1. DrakeSavory

    Thank you for being a law-abiding citizen.

  2. Gyat_it

    I agree 100%. Day drinking is better anyway.

  3. No-Plan-2043

    My wife commented one time are you fucking serious drinking at 6am? Honey, baby, love of my life, this smoked started at 10pm last night, when I’m doing a smoke check the rules clearly state that step one is crack a beer, rule two is that smoke time is the true time and after a smoke has begun am and pm are no longer applicable. So while you may interpret this situation as me drinking early on the morning, in smoke time it’s only 8 hours in. Think of it like I got off work early and am having a beer at 3pm, it’s basically the same thing. She did not understand…

  4. PsychologicalBit803

    Had to do some research but checks out. It is in fact very much against the law. Thanks for the PSA.

  5. A_true_gENTleman

    Celebrating 7 years sober in October. Guess I’d better find a new hobby.

  6. ocmiteddy

    10%+ ABV Breakfast stouts are a thing specifically for starting the day out right

  7. Down2EatPossum

    There’s NA Heineken for the sober among us 😉

  8. whatsupchiefs

    Can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.

  9. Electrical-Nebula150

    Smoking and camping are the only time day drinking is mandatory!

  10. Hot-Tip4211

    Agreed, fired mine up at 7.30 this morning

  11. Call_of_Daddy

    Trumer makes a good pils, good choice

  12. noblehoax

    Just add a little beer to each recipe. You can’t let the wounded soldier sit there.

  13. Biscotti_BT

    At first I thought that said Trump piss because of the glare on the can.

    I always crack a beer when I fire up the smoker. Even if I don’t drink all day.

  14. greekdude1821

    Just finished some pastrami and I’m 5 tall boys in 🍻