deep fried dorito crusted slice with bang bang sauce

by Lepke2011

37 Comments

  1. Ok-Bus-2420

    Seeing the insides would help a lot. I can see this being misdemeanor pizza torture but unless we know like inner state of the victim we might be falsely accusing a genius of being a madman.

  2. rittinghaus-roggen

    If this is a crime I don’t want to be lawful

  3. FrozenWaffleMaker

    Another atrocious example of taking deep frying everything in existence way too far.

  4. Admirable-Cactus

    Is this at a fair? Everyone knows we can do whatever we want at the fair.

  5. AnuthrHooman

    Maybe technically a crime like how going 5mph over the speed limit is a crime. Would definitely try a slice.

  6. rhythmandbluesix

    “I dream my painting and I paint my dream.”

  7. Murky-Tomatillo91

    Looks tasty! Does this come with a side of angioplasty?

  8. The_Captain_Whymzi

    Misdemeanor at most. 100 hours of community service should be sufficient punishment.

  9. Me_ina_pink_skirt

    This is fair food, no crime was committed

  10. joesphisbestjojo

    That’s some state fair shit right there

  11. ellipsisdbg

    Not enough evidence to convict – the jury would have to try a slice first.

  12. JeanArtemis

    I would **smash** if I was blotto and it was just, around, still a crime tho.

  13. Virlutris

    Culturally protected practice, because fair food.

  14. TheTaintBurglar

    this sub is less pizzacrimes, and more PizzaThingsWhichArentReallyCrimesButABitWeirdButStillViable

  15. SAwfulBaconTaco

    Some “influencer” ass looking nonsense.