deep fried dorito crusted slice with bang bang sauce

by Lepke2011

37 Comments

  1. Ok-Bus-2420

    Seeing the insides would help a lot. I can see this being misdemeanor pizza torture but unless we know like inner state of the victim we might be falsely accusing a genius of being a madman.

  2. rittinghaus-roggen

    If this is a crime I don’t want to be lawful

  3. FrozenWaffleMaker

    Another atrocious example of taking deep frying everything in existence way too far.

  4. Admirable-Cactus

    Is this at a fair? Everyone knows we can do whatever we want at the fair.

  5. AnuthrHooman

    Maybe technically a crime like how going 5mph over the speed limit is a crime. Would definitely try a slice.

  6. Right_Collection_764

    How many times you gunna cook it

  7. BeefWellingtonSpeedo

    Yet somehow I cannot look away..

  8. rhythmandbluesix

    “I dream my painting and I paint my dream.”

  9. NotoriousMFT

    This is repulsive, I’ll take two please

  10. Legitimate-Lab7173

    It’s a crime, but I’m intrigued.

  11. Murky-Tomatillo91

    Looks tasty! Does this come with a side of angioplasty?

  12. The_Captain_Whymzi

    Misdemeanor at most. 100 hours of community service should be sufficient punishment.

  13. Ccctv216

    Looks like Red Baron Brick Oven Cheese Trio.

  14. Me_ina_pink_skirt

    This is fair food, no crime was committed

  15. joesphisbestjojo

    That’s some state fair shit right there

  16. aspiring_bureaucrat

    I’m putting the system on trial

  17. ellipsisdbg

    Not enough evidence to convict – the jury would have to try a slice first.

  18. JeanArtemis

    I would **smash** if I was blotto and it was just, around, still a crime tho.

  19. Virlutris

    Culturally protected practice, because fair food.

  20. TheTaintBurglar

    this sub is less pizzacrimes, and more PizzaThingsWhichArentReallyCrimesButABitWeirdButStillViable

  21. SAwfulBaconTaco

    Some “influencer” ass looking nonsense.

  22. malendalayla

    You know what? It’s on a stick.

    INNOCENT!