this isn’t pizza. stuff on flat bread doesn’t make it pizza….
Nyanzeenyan
Guilty beyond any doubt
Independent-Ad3901
Guilty. I don’t even care about the snails, that isn’t a pizza.
burnafter3ading
looks delicious…for a French bruschetta
EyeYamNegan
Not pizza but I bet it tastes great.
DinerEnBlanc
Escargot is delicious, but it doesn’t need bread. Also, is this even pizza?
Kiefy-McReefer
Not a pizza, and escargot are way tasty… generally just taste like meaty butter and garlic. I’d absolutely eat this but would be confused if someone brought it out and said “your pizza, sir”
Gonna go with “not a crime” because calling things incorrect names isn’t and shouldn’t be a crime.
BlackwingF91
Uhhh not guilty cuz this isn’t even a pizza nor meant to be a pizza
Expression-Little
Are they still in the shells? You can add crunch to pizza without committing and being found guilty of a crime – guilty!
DenialNode
Can it be guilty of a pizza crime if not pizza
VerdeTourmaline
Mommy, soft *AND* EXTRA crunchy!
GUILTY
whineyinternetkid
Did they enjoy the pizza too?
NormalAssistance9402
Not pizza, but I bet it tastes disgusting!
Ok-Bus-2420
They decided to fuck with the wrong court. This is felony impersonation of a pizza and felony snail trafficking for the purpose of pizza impersonation. They could have served a nice plate of escargot, with extra butter, and dipped their pita but no. Putains.
blueboy714
That’s something I would definitely eat
Lord_Stahlregen
I would be kinda ok with it if it weren’t for the pretentious sprinkle of parsley…
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Guilty!
this isn’t pizza. stuff on flat bread doesn’t make it pizza….
Guilty beyond any doubt
Guilty. I don’t even care about the snails, that isn’t a pizza.
looks delicious…for a French bruschetta
Not pizza but I bet it tastes great.
Escargot is delicious, but it doesn’t need bread. Also, is this even pizza?
Not a pizza, and escargot are way tasty… generally just taste like meaty butter and garlic. I’d absolutely eat this but would be confused if someone brought it out and said “your pizza, sir”
Gonna go with “not a crime” because calling things incorrect names isn’t and shouldn’t be a crime.
Uhhh not guilty cuz this isn’t even a pizza nor meant to be a pizza
Are they still in the shells? You can add crunch to pizza without committing and being found guilty of a crime – guilty!
Can it be guilty of a pizza crime if not pizza
Mommy, soft *AND* EXTRA crunchy!
GUILTY
Did they enjoy the pizza too?
Not pizza, but I bet it tastes disgusting!
They decided to fuck with the wrong court. This is felony impersonation of a pizza and felony snail trafficking for the purpose of pizza impersonation. They could have served a nice plate of escargot, with extra butter, and dipped their pita but no. Putains.
That’s something I would definitely eat
I would be kinda ok with it if it weren’t for the pretentious sprinkle of parsley…
that bloody italian pizza looks french.
Escar-NO
It’s a crime, but id eat it.