This was sent to me by a friend. Breakfasts, lunches, dinners, optional snacks. Grocery shopping and menu planning would be unpaid, I’m assuming, as there’s no disclosed grocery budget.
by HedgyWitxh
44 Comments
legendary_mushroom
I can knock this out if you’re cool eating the same 2 meals all week.
Danobing
Basically they want someone to do all their meal prep for the week in one day for 120 bucks.
YupNopeWelp
Eight hours a week my ass.
patricksaurus
Someone should kindly tell this lady she’s a nutbar.
Timeman5
$15-$20 an hour for a personal chef?
Darnoc_QOTHP
I can’t wait until she learns, “you get what you pay for.”
4HORSEisAclydesdale
I’m not in the restaurant biz but I’m curious what the price point would be for someone to actually consider taking this job.
kittenshart85
there’s a lady like this on my local nextdoor who posts something like this weekly, alongside videos of her trespassing on her neighbor’s property to scare the shit out of their chickens and complain about the noises they make. she’s easily the most entertaining local karen.
MariachiArchery
Oh and you need to provide the kitchen too.
RaspberryVin
I want to reply with my resume and the word “lmao” so bad
Popular-Capital6330
I mean, MAYBE—if you’re in a state with a minimum wage of 7 bucks an hour? But, DAMN.
Wonderful_Reaction76
That hourly 🙄
Brodakk
Lmaooo that hourly is what i make as a line cook. This lady is delusional
TravelerMSY
That’s what the staff of their personal caterer is going to make, lol.
ranting_chef
Am I reading this right? 21 meals in eight hours? In just over one hour per day?
Possible_Excuse4144
I was like ok sure no problam, ok thats cool, then I just started laughing. But now I’m sad cause this rich person is going to get this at the expense of one of us. Damn the man.
Mgroppi83
Asian fusion…..soo im gonna make some Thai lasagna…hope that’s cool!
Xsiah
It doesn’t say that it has to taste good…
tastepdad
8 hours a week. Cool
CantaloupeCamper
Do they know that the poors people don’t get personal chef’s?
GroundbreakingSky685
Instacarting olive garden, del taco and panda express if that’s all he’s paying 😆
TheScoobyDoober
I was thinking “whats the big deal?” Until I got to the pay, that’s fuckin wild.
xsmp
my dish washer makes 25/hr gtfo with that McDonald’s money
InterstellarJedi
$15-20 per hour 😂😂😂
RobbyWasaby
Ummmm, should be 50 bucks an hour plus materials Etc these people are insane
quadfrog3000
Planning, buying, prepping, and cooking 21 meals a week in 8 hours and for only $20/hour? That’s $160/week in pay, max? Hopefully there is at least an additional budget for the food and that’s not also supposed to come out of the pay. (Unfortunately, I’d be surprised if it’s not supposed to come out of the pay)
blood_bones_hearts
Interesting! I never thought I’d be able to afford a personal chef but turns out I could! /s
ThreeRedStars
CallidoraBlack
Sounds like r/choosingbeggars is leaking.
paraworldblue
For $15-20/hr they’re gonna be eating beans and rice for every meal. For the Asian fusion portions they’ll get some Sriracha to squirt over it. For the Mexican portions, Tapatio hot sauce. For the Italian portions, idk, maybe some grated mozzarella.
arielflip
Work at a resort, CHEF’s are desparately needed! That pay is apalling!
IwasMilkedByGod
no less than $400/week AND they pay for the groceries. anything less is just insulting
plantgirl7
$20 an hour for a personal chef 🤣🤣🤣
2eDgY4redd1t
Maybe for quadruple that, plus expenses, and you’re paying me to shop
upset_pachyderm
All that in one hour and nine minutes a day?
TeaKingMac
McDonald’s money for private chef tastes
JonMatrix
For that pay, she’s getting my famous steamed hams.
ClydePrefontaine
Costco chicken, bacon and eggs, blt lunch with a can of soup, salad bags, tuxedo cake. Ribs if they have them. Monday drop off, meat daily. No face to face
marteautemps
As a non professional I would take that rate for planning and cooking the meals, but Im not shopping or cleaning up. Any of you here I assume deserve 40+ for the same.
Nikovash
Add a zero to that hourly and maybe
sixteenhappycappys
Lol 8 hours a week but 21 meals? Idk this guy understands how thing work, especially with his preferred cuisines. Sounds like he just wants meal prep with meals made using sachets, not proper meals of the cuisines he mentioned
BudFox_LA
$15-20 an hr, wtf?!
Grigori_the_Lemur
Hahahahahahahaha<urk><choke> (laughed so hard I swallowed my tongue) Bless his/her heart. Obviously never cooked much for themselves beyond opening packages and nuking/baking.
44 Comments
I can knock this out if you’re cool eating the same 2 meals all week.
Basically they want someone to do all their meal prep for the week in one day for 120 bucks.
Eight hours a week my ass.
Someone should kindly tell this lady she’s a nutbar.
$15-$20 an hour for a personal chef?
I can’t wait until she learns, “you get what you pay for.”
I’m not in the restaurant biz but I’m curious what the price point would be for someone to actually consider taking this job.
there’s a lady like this on my local nextdoor who posts something like this weekly, alongside videos of her trespassing on her neighbor’s property to scare the shit out of their chickens and complain about the noises they make. she’s easily the most entertaining local karen.
Oh and you need to provide the kitchen too.
I want to reply with my resume and the word “lmao” so bad
I mean, MAYBE—if you’re in a state with a minimum wage of 7 bucks an hour?
But, DAMN.
That hourly 🙄
Lmaooo that hourly is what i make as a line cook. This lady is delusional
That’s what the staff of their personal caterer is going to make, lol.
Am I reading this right? 21 meals in eight hours? In just over one hour per day?
I was like ok sure no problam, ok thats cool, then I just started laughing. But now I’m sad cause this rich person is going to get this at the expense of one of us. Damn the man.
Asian fusion…..soo im gonna make some Thai lasagna…hope that’s cool!
It doesn’t say that it has to taste good…
8 hours a week. Cool
Do they know that the poors people don’t get personal chef’s?
Instacarting olive garden, del taco and panda express if that’s all he’s paying 😆
I was thinking “whats the big deal?” Until I got to the pay, that’s fuckin wild.
my dish washer makes 25/hr gtfo with that McDonald’s money
$15-20 per hour 😂😂😂
Ummmm, should be 50 bucks an hour plus materials Etc these people are insane
Planning, buying, prepping, and cooking 21 meals a week in 8 hours and for only $20/hour?
That’s $160/week in pay, max?
Hopefully there is at least an additional budget for the food and that’s not also supposed to come out of the pay. (Unfortunately, I’d be surprised if it’s not supposed to come out of the pay)
Interesting! I never thought I’d be able to afford a personal chef but turns out I could! /s
Sounds like r/choosingbeggars is leaking.
For $15-20/hr they’re gonna be eating beans and rice for every meal. For the Asian fusion portions they’ll get some Sriracha to squirt over it. For the Mexican portions, Tapatio hot sauce. For the Italian portions, idk, maybe some grated mozzarella.
Work at a resort, CHEF’s are desparately needed!
That pay is apalling!
no less than $400/week AND they pay for the groceries. anything less is just insulting
$20 an hour for a personal chef 🤣🤣🤣
Maybe for quadruple that, plus expenses, and you’re paying me to shop
All that in one hour and nine minutes a day?
McDonald’s money for private chef tastes
For that pay, she’s getting my famous steamed hams.
Costco chicken, bacon and eggs, blt lunch with a can of soup, salad bags, tuxedo cake. Ribs if they have them. Monday drop off, meat daily. No face to face
As a non professional I would take that rate for planning and cooking the meals, but Im not shopping or cleaning up. Any of you here I assume deserve 40+ for the same.
Add a zero to that hourly and maybe
Lol 8 hours a week but 21 meals? Idk this guy understands how thing work, especially with his preferred cuisines. Sounds like he just wants meal prep with meals made using sachets, not proper meals of the cuisines he mentioned
$15-20 an hr, wtf?!
Hahahahahahahaha<urk><choke> (laughed so hard I swallowed my tongue) Bless his/her heart. Obviously never cooked much for themselves beyond opening packages and nuking/baking.
Ah yes. The cherished personal chef position.
For ***$8,000 per year***.