The strobe lights are the secret sauce



by altbrian

27 Comments

  1. AlbatrossOk6223

    For some reason, this gave me vibes of ancient Aztec human sacrifices.

  2. Finally, a dining experience that doubles as a rave and a seizure risk. Bon appétit

  3. Leather_Network4743

    They’re super-excited because they successfully scammed yet another person with more money than brains.

  4. Naive-Impression-373

    Me near by wanting my check, watching my server dance with a steak for 15 minutes

    ![gif](giphy|UxREcFThpSEqk)

  5. Ok-Asparagus5992

    This is at a strip club and that’s actually the shank from the last stripper that died on stage while performing

  6. ZuStorm93

    Been a while since I last saw this $1000 frat party steak…

    ![gif](giphy|TJawtKM6OCKkvwCIqX)

  7. YoureAmastyx

    I was waiting on that little chef guy with the sunglasses to come out.

  8. merc_1980

    Whatched this mute, still got annoyed! 🤬
    Just cook a good steak, medium and serve it!

  9. TuckFrump1970

    ![gif](giphy|h3e3Tch1zrXgrtHwaF|downsized)

  10. ProfessionalTeabag

    *Me at the table waiting for my drink to be refill because my server is too busy dancing for a tip*

    ![gif](giphy|13n7XeyIXEIrbG)

  11. I would die of embarrassment if that happened to me when my food came

  12. luvlife420

    Jesus H! Can we not wave that red hot branding iron around!!!

  13. iusman975

    Here is a side of an epileptic attack with your steak which we have now partially ruined by sticking a hot ass logo on it.

    That’ll be 1200 USD sir along with 22% mandatory service charge and a 25% Starting tip recommendation.

  14. Hairy_Clue_9470

    How much they pay for that 70 dollar tomahawk steak?

  15. Dazzling_Coast412

    If you look in their eyes you can see that they are dead inside and actually pity the idiots that will spend so much money for the pantomime

  16. Weird_Reddit_Name81

    Papi Steak. The most overpriced, blandest shit in Miami. I hated that place, still do from the look of things.

  17. 00Raeby00

    Nothing says “classy establishment” than dressing up a bunch of gymbro douchebags in ill-fitted uniforms and giving all the patrons strobe-light seizures over a piece of sub-par meat.

  18. Toronto-1975

    i’d love to see a vegan restaurant that does this. HERE’S YOUR TOFU! TOFU TOFU TOFU TOFU HEEEEEY!!

  19. Whateverredd

    I would not pay my tab if the restaurant(which i will assume is high end) starts blasting techno and strobe lights as some stupid asshole pays 1000$ for a tomahawk. In the middle of my dinner.

  20. TrafficOnTheTwos

    This is so disrespectful to that animal and these people look stupid as fuck

  21. WintersDoomsday

    This is if Jersey Shore ran a steakhouse

  22. heatseaking_rock

    Can we get back in time to the point where the meat was the main attraction and not the overpriced spontaneous rave party that came with it?