sunny side uo eggs with corned beef hash, one pan

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only. So, we’re going to get this cooking going real quick. Yeah, boy. All right. All right. Oh, that’s a great view. I love that view. I love that view. We’re going to get this pan turned up and we’re going to go in at about four 4 and a half this time. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. And once again, ladies and gentlemen, we are doing Eglland’s best cage free. I don’t know what that means, but you know, we’ll go with it. Somebody else knows what it means somewhere. I don’t. Nobody knows what that really means. But today we are going to play. So, Let this pan heat up quite a bit and then we’ll get to it. We’ll get to it. All right, corn beef hash coming. And guys, this is my favorite corn beef hash. And I gota be honest with you, I try corn beef hash everywhere. And Hormell makes the best corn beef hash. Look, it even says it. America’s number one selling hash. All right. Let’s go. Pan’s going to take a few moments to heat up here. What’s up, Juan? What’s up, Juan? What’s going on, bro? Yeah. Now, we are about to cook. And so, the first thing we’re going to do is dump this corn beef hash in here and let it start frying up. I tell you, dude, I do this sweet move. I’ll push everything out to the ring out here like it’s a big donut. And then I’ll do sunny side up eggs right in the same pan. And then guess what? I’m going to eat it from this pan, too. So, maybe we’ll have a good stream, maybe not. I haven’t had any good streams lately since uh that lady Kim went psycho on me on the internet. No good streams, bro. What’s up, sweet evil? Thank you for coming. We’re letting this pan heat up. Yeah, it is not quite warm yet. Nope. I put a bit of water regardless. Nonstick. I also eat from pan. Yeah. Hell yeah, dude. I don’t put water though. Uh, in a moment I’ll put butter, but I don’t I don’t put any water. No, sir. If I was doing scrambled, I’d probably do milk, but not water. No, no, no. We’re doing You have to forgive me. I got a little setup here to give you all. We’re doing that exact breakfast right there. the sunny side up with the corn beef hash. Waiting on this pan to heat up before I put that hash on. Yeah, boy. And uh here, I’ll show you guys my super setup. Here I have the wet wipes box with my knife stopping my phone from sliding off that way and a pizza cutter. This is what I had at my disposal here this morning. So, that’s what we’re using. Oh. Oh, I can cook like a champion. You about to need to get married to me. We’re going to find out how this goes. Yeah, I cook like a champion, bro. Been cooking for myself all my days. All my days. All right, guys. We also need a rubber spoon for this. I really prefer a rubber spin. You see what happens to them when they get old. [ __ ] chunks of them come off and stuff. But for this preferred rubber spoon and to test our pan, instead of using our fingers, we are going to use a little bit of water. And you see they ain’t even dry up yet. Pan ain’t hot yet. Pan ain’t hot yet. But it’s getting there. It’s getting there. We about to get started here, folks. Starting is imminent. All right. Imminent. Still needs a little bit more. It’s going to be slow cooking. Slow cooking. What’s up you? I said good night, Bruce. Well, good night, Edmmonds. Have good evening. I hope you do well. Hope you rest well. All right, we kind of get some heat there. So, let’s do this. We’re going to spoon this on out of here. Oh, yeah. You hear the fry already? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Let’s get every bit of it. Ain’t no reason to leave some in the can. What? People be doing that. I like to eat all of it. Corn, beef, hash, wine. Off the subject, being a former military and escalation and shootings and burnings. Many are Islamic attacks. News isn’t reported. Well, I stay armed. I stay armed because I do not trust humans and I stopped trusting humans while I was in the military. So I decided all the humans were pretty much going to do whatever in whatever situation. So whenever they’re presented with whatever situation, humans will go [ __ ] psycho, bro. So better to stay away from Tropang. Hello. Good morning. Thank you for coming. What is the purpose of the sprinkling water? I was just testing to see if the pan was hot. Just testing if the uh so like when you’re frying meat, I like to do it when I’m frying burgers or something. And I wait until the pan makes the water bounce uh dance, so to speak. Like when you throw it on there, it’s so hot that the little things of water just start running around a little bit before they burn off. It’s usually how I know. Chandi, hello. Namaste. I hope you’re doing good. We’re cooking up. This is corn beef hash. This is corn beef hash. And that’s what it really looks like. It’s like potatoes with I don’t know, fake meat in it or something. Cat food. I don’t exactly know what all this stuff is. I’m fantastic. Thank you for asking. I am doing great. Tropang, that is corn beef hash. Met a guy that supported Moss and Austin. and another in Dallas. I was supporter of ISIS. I tried to convert them. I turned their names. Yeah. It’s a really from a military point of view, it’s a silent takeover. And I’m gonna be honest with you, man, and maybe some people won’t agree with me on this, but in my opinion, only Americans should lead America. And you know, in other countries, only their people should be in their Congress and all that stuff. You know, there there there should be no reason that we have foreign institutions making rules or trying to change our laws or any of that. We just shouldn’t have any of that. So, you see how I’ve done this. What’s up, twin? I’m glad you’re back. Thank you for coming. When this stuff gets done, I’ll push it all out to the edge like this. I’ll drop butter And that’s how we’re going to drop our eggs into one pan. Yeah, Juan, I I don’t believe in all that. Like, I’m happy to help people, all right? So, don’t get me wrong, but it doesn’t mean I’m going to help you to my house, you know? Like, you can’t have my [ __ ] house, you know? And 92. All made by John Adams. Yeah, dude. I I am I am not against I, you know, I’m not I’m not against helping people, but I can’t give you my house over it. You know, I can’t help you so much that your government no longer has to fight their battles. You know, if they can’t support all those people, and that’s what’s going on, too, by the way. So if you look at like Japan, right, they have Japan and China, I think they they have baby control, right? You can’t just be out having babies and [ __ ] Well, all these Indian company countries, they don’t believe in that [ __ ] So they’re just all out there [ __ ] and having a [ __ ] [ __ ] and you know, 68 [ __ ] kids each and they can’t support it. They they cannot support it. And so there’s no food. There’s no places to live. There’s a lot of war and bombing going on. I get all these things, right? Totally on board. I get it, right? But that doesn’t mean you don’t have to stay and fight your fight. You know, Americans, we had we had we had war, bro. You know, we had civil war, you know, and uh we didn’t call on India to come save us, you know. There was no call France and see if they’ll come help us, you know. There was none of that [ __ ] And we didn’t get to go sit on somebody else’s, you know, Congress or country and make decisions. Omar in Congress is a ISIS supporter. That’s exactly right. And even if she’s not, she she’s not a supporter of America. and she’s there so she can try to make differences in our law that are effective for bringing more of them over here. That’s that’s what she does. That’s how her her effectiveness is not for America. It’s for whoever the hell else. All right. So, you see I got that pan all covered with the butter here. You see that? What’s up, RJ? Glad you’re back. making breakfast. So, and now what we’re going to do is we’re going to pop these eggs right on in here. Right on in here. So, one egg up. Boom. One egg up. I like it. I like it. Egg number two. Let’s go. Now, you see guys, the the yolk of the egg is a little important right here. So, what I want to do, you see it’s got the loose stuff that’s out here, but this like yolk has like this around it. It’s like a chunky fatty type area of the egg. You want to break that up. All right, break that up. It’s like the nucleus or what the [ __ ] ever. There’s a science term for it somewhere. And then I’m going to give you the special tool. All right, this is it right here. It’s called paper plate. We’re going to set this right over the top like that. And this is where we’re going to drop our spoon at. Yeah. Now that heat is cooking the top of the egg. Give me eggs. It’s always help them. Good. Good. have to just put a few chickens out back. So, I live in an apartment, so there will be no chickens out back. But, [Music] all right, let’s take a look. Let’s see where we’re at here. A Yes. Look at that, dude. It’s Friday perfectly. Every now and then, I’ll come in and I’ll just hit this top layer again, that nucleus that’s like around the egg. is my thing there. That’s what I’m trying to break apart. It needs about two more minutes under this heat. Not yet. Not yet. Salt and pepper cooks off, so I don’t add it quite yet. But yes, it’s coming. Maryanne, hello. Special tool is the paper plate, bro. Water reduces calories. Forget about that, bro. Forget about that. Until I get a wife, I ain’t trying to be healthy. Let’s see. Let’s see. Oh my gosh. Look at them eggs, bro. Santa. Oh, I’m serious. Mar, you want to come get married? Let’s get married, bro. I’ll be healthy right after that. But until then, I’m running wild, bro. Running wild. Y’all hear that? That’s that egg cookie. Oh boy. Oh boy. I need to stop pulling this off and being so excited. One p p.m. breakfast is almost up, ladies and gentlemen. How do y’all like that plate right there? That is the special tool. I’m telling you, the paper plate. Without it, this could not happen. This couldn’t happen. Did you know Karan has a different Mary? Let’s see here. Let’s see here. There we go. You see that white right there? That’s starting to hit right there. A little bit longer. Little bit longer. One, I am not a uh god-fearing individual. Um I uh I tell you I read a lot of information uh and I have in no form of fashion skipped reading about religion. Uh that was something I was extremely fascinated in as a younger individual. Look at that, bro. It’s up. It’s up. Oh yes. Look how it just come kind of comes off the the pan there. Uh oh yes. Oh yes. Oh yes. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Oh yes. Best eggs ever. This is a fantastic time to cut your heat and to put your salt and pepper down. One, I’ll continue this conversation with you if you care to. Um, so super pepper. Hell yeah. Long ago, one long ago. Got some salt coming here, guys. [Music] And look, this this breakfast is done. All right, this is perfect. Perfect. I mean, it is like you don’t get sunny side up eggs that are better than that. All the white is cooked so you don’t have any loose whatever that shit’s called all over the top of your egg. I can’t stand that. Like, if it’s not cooked egg, I don’t want it, you know? So, I need it to be cooked, just not all the way. And you see these are still runny and pokey. Oh, Gus, dude. Man, one pan breakfast, bro. This where it’s at, man. This is where it’s at. Those of you that think I have some sort of weird problem with wood, just understand this. Breakfast is served, bro. Um, now I’m not going to eat with that spoon. It’s a little large for my face hole, but but we are going to eat off this wood plate. And I am going to get some milk for that and [ __ ] we’re going with a plastic spoon. Plastic spoon. Bam. Bam. It’s got the double brace though. You see that? All right. Juan history 101. Jesus. [Music] Man, man, man. You know, this is what people don’t like about me when I should probably just shut up so people don’t get offended by me. I like to talk. That’s like my favorite time to start talking. I am not joking. All right, welcome to the office. We’re now at the office eating at the office. So I just want to say one that this rendition of humanity and that’s what I’m going to call it a rendition of humanity is appropriately 5500 years old. That’s 5,500 years old. All right. Now in that time we’ve made quite a few discoveries uh you know so one of them that I would like to mention just briefly in my uh in my theory here it’s all theory you know clearly I can’t prove any of it but one thing I’d like to mention is that both the and how do you say this? So both the Mayans and the Olme believed us to be the fourth life. That’s an indication that intelligent life had roamed the planet three times before they came along. And the max and the Mayans are the oldest civilizations that you know we have a lot of proof of. There are some older ones like the sand people in Africa and other tribes and stuff, but for the most part you’ll find that the Mayans were like the birth of this rendition of humanity. That’s 5,500 years. That’s older than any of the religions that are currently here. So it’s older than Islam. That’s older than Christianity as well. 5,500 years. The problem that we have is we started making discoveries like Gabbecki Tempe which is 13,000 years old. Well, 12,900. All right. Like so, so if we are 5,500 years old and that’s the best we can prove, like the oldest written word is 5,500 years old. But then we find structures that are carbon dating out to 13,000 years old, right? Then we show things like, you know, if you look at the sphinx, the upper portion of it is not as old as the lower base of it, the base that it sits on, right? They think it is upwards of 15 to 20,000 years old. And they do that by looking at the sand around it. And they noticed that the sand around it when they dug down, they found that, you know, trees used to be there. It used to be covered in water, bro. All right. Have a good one, sweet. metal life, destroying life. So, you know, when we have these moments, right, where we’re starting to discover more, so we think that we’re 5,500 years old, but that’s all we can prove. All of a sudden, we’re proving things that are 20,000 years old. We have human jawbones that are 300,000 years old. All right? So this is an indication that we don’t actually know. All right. And so one thing I want to say is that from all those civilizations that were lost before 6,000 years ago, they had gods, too. They had gods, too. Where do you think Zeus came from? Right. And after Zeus, there was Raw. And after Raw, there was Odin. And I could just keep going on and on about the 55 different gods there are even right now, right? But if all of that came about within this rendition of humanity, what about us makes us feel like our God is the right God? How we know it’s not the devil? How do we know that Christianity is not the devil’s foothold? How do we know that? We don’t because we extinguished with a [ __ ] sword all the other religions. So to me, one, we don’t know enough to suggest that there is a god or is not a god. We just don’t know. And beyond that, there were so many gods that predated our God that we had to go to war over it. We literally went kingdom to kingdom telling them to burn their books or we’re going to put a [ __ ] sword up your ass and we’re going to kill your wife and children. So, you know, Christianity wasn’t like a popular trend. It was pushed by the sword. All right. These days, you and me, we’re just born Christians. That’s what our parents are. It’s all we know. Thousands of years have gone by. We’re basically born Christians, right? But check this out. So, we have proof of humans 300,000 years ago. We have proof of humans buried right next to dinosaurs. So, then that being said, imagine an infinite circle, an infinite amount of times that humanity has rebirthed itself, right? So, just like you go outside and you kill all the grass in your yard, next year that shit’s going to grow back. Humans do that [ __ ] too. So, how many times has humanity been killed off? We know of them. All right. So, so straight up, we know the flood was real. All right. There was no part of the flood that wasn’t real. The flood was real. Whether that not there was a Noah, different story. But the flood [ __ ] happened, right? And then you have all sorts of various existential events that have taken place that wiped out 90% of the life on the planet such as volcanoes, asteroids, floods, freeze, you know, like like the ice age, right? So, you know, you go through all these small renditions of humanity and you got to ask yourself, well, if the Earth is 4.5 billion years old, how many [ __ ] times could this have happened? How many times did life walk the planet and then get absolutely annihilated by an asteroid, by a volcano, by a disease, by anything. I mean I mean like all the Latin people down there, they died of disease. Right. Right. So, so when the Christians first found South America, they also brought smallpox with them and killed off like a billion [ __ ] people, you know? And so I submit. I submit. We don’t know how many times humans have walked the planet and then been wiped out and then had to bounce back from no technology to technology, right? We just don’t know. We think we do. And I’m glad that they made a lot of books and stuff, but the problem I have if you take if you take the 4.5 billion years, right, and you divide that out in references of say 10,000 years at a time, you come up with like 5,000 or something, five 6,000 opportun unities that humanity could have come along and died. Right? So, I’m going to I’m about to [ __ ] things up for you. Okay. So, if you took the 4.5 billion years and you condensed it down into a one-year timeline, you will find that Christianity showed up on the last second of the last day. All right? in the last second on the last day Christianity showed up you know so if you take your 4.5 billion years right you made it this long right zero 4.5 billion Christianity didn’t show up until the very [ __ ] last second all came out of the ground because of the radiation I doubt that uh More moreover, I think we are actually the aliens that are all over the pyramid walls and all that [ __ ] We We are and I support that by limited information, but but hear me, all animals go to the feeding pond in peace. All right? So, like when when you see those African shows and all the [ __ ] different animals are at the pond drinking, right? Every now and then there’s an attack or whatever, but they’re all very very peaceful. All right, animals are quite peaceful. The other thing is they all have a role. So, all the animals have a specific role that they play in the animal kingdom. They one of them eats insects, makes sure that there’s not too many bees. One of them scorgrages the bottom of the seabed and eats nothing but the trash that goes down there. Right? So all of the animals, whether it’s an insect, a fish, or a mammal, they all have a small role that has a function in the circle of life. Except humans. Humans don’t have that. We have no role. We don’t fit the environment. All right. So the environment is trees and animals and insects. And here we are, right? Extremely advanced in intelligence, right? Extremely capable. Best hunters, best everything as far as the animals go. Hello, Joy. Joy is so hot. Juan, you ought to hook up with Joy, bro. So, humans don’t actually have a role. Of course, Joy. Of course, I love your channel. Actually, I got a crush on you. So, humans don’t have any role, right? So, we don’t have any thing that we do besides devour. All right. All we have really done for 5,500 years is make war. All right, that’s what we’ve really done. And so in the in the process here, I say to myself, okay, so the planet’s been around 4 and a half billion years. I mean, you can’t even count to a billion in your lifetime. That’s how much a billion is, bro. But we’ve been around 4.5 billion years. All right. So, so it does not make any sense that Christians are the rulers of the planet. That doesn’t make any [ __ ] sense. Again, you know, Christianity showed up and and if again, if you’re following along, you take the 4.5 billion years that the planet’s been around, you condense that down to one year, and you tell me when did when did Christianity show up? It showed up at the last [ __ ] second, bro. It was the very [ __ ] last thing to ever show up. So, so to me, 4.5 billion years to get to this point is an indication to me that we came up with this [ __ ] all on our own. The carved walls have carved in other type humanoids. That’s exactly right. Go read about the Beckley Tempe. They don’t know what the [ __ ] who did that [ __ ] They don’t know. And that’s okay. We have a lot of [ __ ] we don’t know. All right. So, so one, we got frozen pyramids in Antarctica. Dave, what’s up? Yo, and we have every major government that there is up there studying the [ __ ] ice, bro. Well, what the [ __ ] in the ice that every [ __ ] government’s up there, bro. And we can’t go up there. Like, take your ass. Go try go try to get to Antarctica, bro. You will get ass [ __ ] by the government. Ass [ __ ] We’re talking all the way, bro. Knee deep. Ass [ __ ] All right. Then it’s just Antarctica. Then we cannot seem to get to the bottom of the ocean. We What the [ __ ] We can get to the [ __ ] moon, but we can’t get to the bottom of the ocean. We have no [ __ ] idea what’s down there. We have no idea. We cannot penetrate the Amazon jungle. And we know from radars that there’s [ __ ] buildings in there. We [ __ ] know it. All right. They did liar and Ardar over there and [ __ ] right? And they found that there’s structures that are bigger than anything we’ve ever [ __ ] seen all in the [ __ ] Amazon. I’m going tell you something else. That’s not the only places. That’s not the only places. So So guess what else? Guess what else? You’re going to like this. The desert wasn’t always the [ __ ] desert. All right. We don’t know what’s up underneath that sand. Leth, hello. Good to see you. Hello, Dave. Hope you’re doing good. So, we don’t know what’s up underneath that sand. We don’t know what’s in the jungle. We don’t know what’s under the water. We don’t know what’s under the ice. We are completely full of [ __ ] [ __ ] dude. We are flying blind. We got like one eye kind of like cracked open like this, bro. And we are making bold decisions off of our limited view, right? Our very limited sight. I don’t believe it, man. None of it makes any sense. And what’s worse is when it’s questioned in the scholar community, guess what people do? They get offended. They get offended. Oh, I’m right. Blah blah. All this [ __ ] instead of just thinking for the for the higher outcome. Right. Another thing that bothers me is that a lot of these religions talk about our morals and ethics and playing God and we shouldn’t do this and we shouldn’t do that. And I say to myself, bro, we should do everything. All right? Like we should not stop either. We should not stop at all, bro. We should be going full [ __ ] force. We should be like spawning humans and [ __ ] building spaceships and trying to get off this [ __ ] rock, right? And so, well, I’ll offend best to question. To me, it’s all fake. It’s all absolutely fake because we don’t know. We don’t know. We have no idea. And so, so to me, we have filled our don’t knows with we know. And that shit’s super dangerous cuz you stop investigating stuff when you think you [ __ ] know everything. I’ll put it like this. How you going to have 7 billion [ __ ] stars out there and our star is the only one that supports life? Let me go one step further there. One step further. Okay. Out of all the different types of life that you see on this planet, you see some that live in the desert. You see some that live in the jungle where it’s hard to get, you know, blowing air in there and movement in there. And they grow out of the [ __ ] nothing of the forest bottom. At the bottom of the ocean, there are creatures that glow in the dark, bro. They they they they they’re like clear and you can see their bones and pressure doesn’t completely just crush them, right? So why do we keep looking into the sky and suggesting that all the life that could possibly be would be like ours? Well, why does that make any [ __ ] sense when even our life isn’t like the next life form on our planet? Some are laying eggs. Some breathe water. Some don’t need an ounce of sunlight at all. I’ve never seen that. Okay, Serita. Here we have Bruce’s kitchen. All right, I just got done making breakfast. Here we have Bruce’s office where I eat breakfast at. This is the office. This is my sofa that is otherwise my favorite bed. That goes to the patio that goes outside. There’s a washer and dryer in there. [Applause] trash. This is the restroom toilet. Double-headed shower. Made that myself. Juan, you know where to pick up all these at. Got the half inch female to female. The PVC irrigation pipe going up. jumping over supporting two showerheads. And uh I didn’t make my bed this morning. So here’s my bedroom and we are headed to the patio for just a moment. So, we’ll get to see that. And uh I will catch up on some of this reading here. What the hell did I do? All right, let me catch up on this reading. It’s like snails but metal shells. So, I mean that’s what I’m saying like like how can we look into the sky? Not your wife and son. There is no wife. There is no son. I need those. You want to help me with that? You could help me with that. Need somebody interested in helping me with that? No, they’re missing. So, I mean, I’m saying we look up in the sky and we just like automatically assume that because we breathe air, everything else does. I’m like, what the [ __ ] That’s the dumbest ass [ __ ] I ever even heard of. You know, like even on our planet, not everything breathes air. Not everything needs meat, right? Like like even on our planet, the fish at the bottom of the [ __ ] ocean, they don’t need no [ __ ] They don’t They don’t eat meat, bro. Some of them do, I suppose. [Music] No, I am not married. Nope. I’m not married, but I am the highest point in Fort Worth. I picked this. This is my patio. I got a fan, carpet, wood fence that I built myself. It’s freestanding, too. It’s not actually connected to the structure at all. It’s just standing there. Juan, that’s how good I am. The fence just stands there. A full-size curtain that stretches all the way across there. And this is my hangout. This is where I like to hang out. What’s up, Rose? I hope you’re doing good. So, yeah, none of that makes any sense. It doesn’t make any sense that we are the only life forms on this planet that don’t fit in whatsoever. And we have a lot of really odd things. Um, I will say the Baltic Anomaly. All right. So, so that’s that’s like the first big oddity there. This thing looks like a the Millennium Falcon bounced off the Earth and then glided across the ground for like a mile and left run marks behind it and everything. Go look, dude. The Baltic Anomaly. The Baltic Anomaly. Go read about that. You’ll love that. That’s fascinating. We also have things like Mel’s hole. Mel’s hole. Mel hole. Mel’s hole. Like, where the [ __ ] does this thing go? They can’t even get a UAV down the [ __ ] They keep trying and it keeps [ __ ] going dead. Yep. All right. So you have the GBI tempi, but that’s not the only structure that that that’s that [ __ ] old, bro. They’ve got others, too. All right. They have the eye of the Sahara, which they halfass think is actually Atlantis, right? And I believe Atlantis existed. Um, so it’s funny. It’s funny the way Atlantis comes about. All right. So Plato wrote a political play about Atlantis being a super advanced like civilization type thing and how it would all fall apart. All right, but the problem is is that Solless, his uncle, is who told Plato about Atlantis. So anything from there forward doesn’t matter because Plato never put his eyeballs on [ __ ] Solless apparently saw the [ __ ] place. So that was like the key there is that Solless called it real. Plato made a play about it. And for me, let me ask you this. In 5,000 years, do you think you’re going to find a Pinocchio story carved into some [ __ ] wall somewhere? [ __ ] no. Nobody’s [ __ ] carving Pinocchio in the [ __ ] wall. And I guess what I mean by that is that a story doesn’t make it 6,000 years because it’s not real. Right. Right. What? That makes no [ __ ] sense. So, what we’re going to do is we’re going to find like in 3,000 years they’ll open up my place here and I will have carved snow white in my [ __ ] wall. [ __ ] no. That’s so [ __ ] stupid. And and we keep finding things, too. They were like, “Oh, the Egyptian labyrinth isn’t real.” And then they’re like, “Oh, we found the labyrinth that that book told us existed.” Oh, I guess we were wrong. I’m like, “You sorry, sexy [ __ ] The [ __ ] book made it 4,000 years and you don’t think it’s real?” [ __ ] just makes me psycho, bro. Because I just can’t believe the stupidity. What is it? The the the humorous of humans. The [ __ ] arrogance that we have, dude. It’s so [ __ ] ridiculous. I can you imagine there was a time that we thought it was witchcraft. No, it’s [ __ ] science, you sorry [ __ ] And we lost a thousand years on that alone. Like right there, we lost a thousand years of human advancement thinking that everything was [ __ ] evil. We got no excuses for this [ __ ] bro. We got no excuses. So all of our [ __ ] is [ __ ] We have no [ __ ] idea what we’re talking about. Not in Not any idea, bro. We We We We want to know. We do. Yeah, let’s do that, bro. Let’s go build a pyramid and we’ll carve [ __ ] fictional fairy tales in the walls, bro. And then they’ll sit there for 5,000 years to where we can read them, you know, 5,000 years from now. Right. Right. That makes a whole lot of sense. Chin, nice to see you. Hello. I hope you’re good. I hope you’re doing good. No, dude. You can’t put your name there. Then they’ll think that you thought you were the real god. And then they’ll be like, “But later we proved Christians. They’ll call you a god if your name is on the wall.” And you want to know what else is crazy? I mean, not just the fact that they found all this [ __ ] that they keep saying is fake, right? But then if you look at like the pictures and stuff, like these dudes were wearing wrist watches and carrying purses and [ __ ] Like nobody can explain this [ __ ] bro. It’s [ __ ] stupid, dude. If we weren’t so full of [ __ ] If we weren’t so full of [ __ ] this might work out. I’m going to need to one because if I don’t have any kids, basically my entire bloodline dies and there’ll be no memory of me in a hundred [ __ ] years. So these buildings I build, my name goes on them. They’re going to outlast me. And then and then if I have kids, maybe maybe I can move into history. But without them, bloodline’s over, bro. I got one male cousin. He’s [ __ ] gay. He likes dicks up his ass. And uh he won’t be having any children. And uh we tried very, you know, he’s a good kid. He’s good-looking. He’s smart. He’s all those things, right? But he is as gay as they come. And he will not be having any children. And so I’m the last and then we’re all going to die. So there’s how that’s going to work. Yeah, if I could have some children, maybe I make it to, you know, 2030 or something or or what is it? 2100. Maybe I make it. Maybe my bloodline makes it outside of this century. But without them, ain’t happening. I knew what you meant, Juan. It’s like burning jars under the concrete. Huh? Is that what you like to do? Like how, bro? I tell you what, there’s there’s there’s a really fantastic book that it sounds like you would probably be interested in reading or maybe even been exposed to it already. It is called Fingerprints of the Gods and that is by Graham Hancock. You could follow that up with the Netflix series that he made that’s two seasons long and I think it’s going to be entering a third. Uh and and even worse, bro, they’re starting to find stuff in the [ __ ] Grand Canyon. We are not allowed to go into the Grand Canyon anymore, bro. Because they found some [ __ ] They found some [ __ ] bro. Pack them jars. Well, pack rice around the stuff in the jars, especially paper like money. And be sure to write some [ __ ] godly ass story, bro. So when people find it, they’re like, “Oh my god, one V. Oh [ __ ] All right, I got to go meet one of the bosses at work. That’s what I got to go do. I reported the Grand Canyon stuff from the stories. My grandmother told me hier gold giant bones. Yeah, dude. The Grand Canyon’s filled with it. The Grand Canyon is absolutely filled with this [ __ ] dude. All right, we’re going to leave all this like this. We’re going to race on over there. I only got a little task to do over there. So, I got to wait on the boss lady to show up. So, it’s her that I’m helping. Yeah, man. I hear you. I hear you. All right, y’all. I hope you enjoyed breakfast and this crazy conversation. I got to get to it. Y’all be good.

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