I’m happy with my car’s acceleration though. by Time-Wait 28 Comments BustyCelebLover 2 weeks ago Still totally eatable Antique_Building_885 2 weeks ago My boy was doing some pulls on the way home trynna eat the pizza still hot 😭 we all been there bro it’s ok NajeedStone 2 weeks ago Now you can invite your vegetarian roommate slyzard94 2 weeks ago I deem this crime forgivable, as it is the thought that counts. Roscoe182 2 weeks ago Look’s like you went from 0 to 120 in less than a second. NopeRope13 2 weeks ago You will have 2 glorious slices CupcakesAreMiniCakes 2 weeks ago  DamnedDirtyHuman 2 weeks ago I can’t til if you’re going to shit too much or not at all Upset_Assumption9610 2 weeks ago That’s one way of making a half cheese and half cheese and pepperoni…. josegarrao 2 weeks ago I always say: it will completely mix up in two stages: when you chew it and inside your belly. DragonTigerBoss 2 weeks ago Put it back in the car and floor it in reverse. MidzeeQwad 2 weeks ago Ain’t no biggie cause you’ve made it back safely and got to enjoy some delicious pizza. crumpleduppaperplane 2 weeks ago Not your fault, they failed to incorporate a proper “cheese lock” TiaoAK47 2 weeks ago It’s a crime, but like a misdemeanor, you get community service for. hlarsenart 2 weeks ago Pizza foul for sure holy_bat_shit_63 2 weeks ago Fold it in half and make a taco pizza 705nce 2 weeks ago Not a pizza crime, driver crime. heeltoelemon 2 weeks ago Not a crime, it’s just a little shifted. Literature-Just 2 weeks ago moving violation. ticket should be issued. bskinners 2 weeks ago You didn’t at least eat a slice whole your driving? Alive_Necessary8418 2 weeks ago No crime, user error. grithu 2 weeks ago 30% of that pizza looks great. fistsofham11 2 weeks ago Folding it in half and eat OG_Church_Key 2 weeks ago SLOW DOWN!!! stackedorderssuck 2 weeks ago Thats the slam on the brakes special. Ok_Tomato_4697 2 weeks ago That pizza survived hyperspace 40ozT0Freedom 2 weeks ago PSA: uber eats and grubhub refund you in full if your pizza shows up like this.Happens to us every few months. I’m guessing the drivers put it on the seat, which can be slanted, instead of flat.I always put my pizza on the floor of the car when I pick it up. Kiefy-McReefer 2 weeks ago How fast were you going? Seems like you might have commit some actual traffic crimes.
Antique_Building_885 2 weeks ago My boy was doing some pulls on the way home trynna eat the pizza still hot 😭 we all been there bro it’s ok
Upset_Assumption9610 2 weeks ago That’s one way of making a half cheese and half cheese and pepperoni….
josegarrao 2 weeks ago I always say: it will completely mix up in two stages: when you chew it and inside your belly.
MidzeeQwad 2 weeks ago Ain’t no biggie cause you’ve made it back safely and got to enjoy some delicious pizza.
40ozT0Freedom 2 weeks ago PSA: uber eats and grubhub refund you in full if your pizza shows up like this.Happens to us every few months. I’m guessing the drivers put it on the seat, which can be slanted, instead of flat.I always put my pizza on the floor of the car when I pick it up.
Kiefy-McReefer 2 weeks ago How fast were you going? Seems like you might have commit some actual traffic crimes.
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Still totally eatable
My boy was doing some pulls on the way home trynna eat the pizza still hot 😭 we all been there bro it’s ok
Now you can invite your vegetarian roommate
I deem this crime forgivable, as it is the thought that counts.
Look’s like you went from 0 to 120 in less than a second.
You will have 2 glorious slices

I can’t til if you’re going to shit too much or not at all
That’s one way of making a half cheese and half cheese and pepperoni….
I always say: it will completely mix up in two stages: when you chew it and inside your belly.
Put it back in the car and floor it in reverse.
Ain’t no biggie cause you’ve made it back safely and got to enjoy some delicious pizza.
Not your fault, they failed to incorporate a proper “cheese lock”
It’s a crime, but like a misdemeanor, you get community service for.
Pizza foul for sure
Fold it in half and make a taco pizza
Not a pizza crime, driver crime.
Not a crime, it’s just a little shifted.
moving violation. ticket should be issued.
You didn’t at least eat a slice whole your driving?
No crime, user error.
30% of that pizza looks great.
Folding it in half and eat
SLOW DOWN!!!
Thats the slam on the brakes special.
That pizza survived hyperspace
PSA: uber eats and grubhub refund you in full if your pizza shows up like this.
Happens to us every few months. I’m guessing the drivers put it on the seat, which can be slanted, instead of flat.
I always put my pizza on the floor of the car when I pick it up.
How fast were you going? Seems like you might have commit some actual traffic crimes.