Was looking through reviews of a local pizza place and found this monstrosity
Was looking through reviews of a local pizza place and found this monstrosity
by specTrumDNB
16 Comments
No_Sir_6649
Meatlovers or marg?
pikpikcarrotmon
Nothing like cold cuts, pistachios and sour cream on flatbread
Lastsummeronearth
The sad thing is that this could be so good if the ingredients were prepared better.
Legitimate-Jelly3000
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I just can’t
Extreme-Birthday-647
People in america may not be used to this kind of pizza but the idea is pretty common in Italy. The execution of this particular one looks pretty bad and unappetizing though.
Porkwarrior2
I love how you know each individual nut was counted and placed per slice.
With a ball of moz..just cut in half. I’m losing the will to live just looking at this, the same as the person that just threw this together into a box.
dumptruckbhadie
Fancy bologna pizza
Internal_Gur_4268
Glad its local, I don’t need to throw a brick through any windows this weekend
Dangerous_Ad_6101
That’s no pizza. It’s a mutant bundt cake.

Buckabuckaw
As with many entries in this sub, this might be OK if they just didn’t call it “pizza”. Call it a “flatbread with burrata and mortadella appetizer”, and it seems OK.
pamafa3
That’s…. normal?? Have any of you ever been to a pizzeria? Pizzerias (the decent ones) also sell flatbread with various toppings, and Mortadella with Burrata is a popular combo
Maloba6441
Surely,this can’t be real
MushmallowSprinklees
That middle cheese is supposed to be melted, right?
Yemen420000000
Someone got high and just went fuck it fr
Quantumentangled
Yeah, not for everyone, but it would be a good bite.
16 Comments
Meatlovers or marg?
Nothing like cold cuts, pistachios and sour cream on flatbread
The sad thing is that this could be so good if the ingredients were prepared better.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I just can’t
People in america may not be used to this kind of pizza but the idea is pretty common in Italy. The execution of this particular one looks pretty bad and unappetizing though.
I love how you know each individual nut was counted and placed per slice.
With a ball of moz..just cut in half. I’m losing the will to live just looking at this, the same as the person that just threw this together into a box.
Fancy bologna pizza
Glad its local, I don’t need to throw a brick through any windows this weekend
That’s no pizza. It’s a mutant bundt cake.

As with many entries in this sub, this might be OK if they just didn’t call it “pizza”. Call it a “flatbread with burrata and mortadella appetizer”, and it seems OK.
That’s…. normal?? Have any of you ever been to a pizzeria? Pizzerias (the decent ones) also sell flatbread with various toppings, and Mortadella with Burrata is a popular combo
Surely,this can’t be real
That middle cheese is supposed to be melted, right?
Someone got high and just went fuck it fr
Yeah, not for everyone, but it would be a good bite.
Looks good to me