Is my mom overreacting or is my new slop some fucked up shit? Tastes edible
Is my mom overreacting or is my new slop some fucked up shit? Tastes edible
by Stellaeono
50 Comments
Stellaeono
I put vegetables in it
choosewisely164
She has a point, i can’t even tell what’s in there lol
unknownuser5674
bro what is this bs did u throw up
annusual
I am completely unable to tell what’s in there by looking at it. Impressive.
Fomulouscrunch
I’ve seen worse. The bubbles in it give me pause, though.
real_hungarian
people here be shittin on it for real but this looks like a killer fucking rustic vegetable soup. it looks like it could resurrect me like Jesus if i ate it after waking up hungover. just maybe thin it up a bit
GullibleBeautiful
It’s one of those things that looks foul but probably tastes great
goldenyuusha
You eating papier mache
iDoWeird
Is this an omelette or a soup you tossed egg in?
thmegmar
What the hell are we doing?
samuraiseoul
I think it is fine. I think also though, she is your mother, and cares about you, and wants you to get both nutritious and appetizing looking food. Something that looks like it was cooked with love, because she wants to be there to express her love for you by cooking and can’t. Nagging sometimes is really just love and concern for you in a way people don’t know how to express. I think this is likely tasty and nutritious, and it makes me miss my mom.
TL;DR: Slop is fine overall, your mom loves you and wants you to eat food made with love.
SeaHeathen
Looks like the stuff that accumulates on the bottom of the sink after dishes.
Chiopista
It’s giving, “Please, sir. I want some more.”
HotTopicMallRat
“Tastes edible” is not a good sign
usdgarrie
Prison grade gruel
Ignitedfoxy
Bowl of goop
Familiar-Structure25
As a fellow slop enjoyer, as long as it tastes good then it is good
a_spicy_meata_balla
Reminds me of what came out of me the time I ate bad eggs for dinner.
Magicsword49
If the three bears walked into your house, and this is the porridge they saw, they’d walk right the fuck back out.
HardLithobrake
Edible is not a taste.
rakondo
I need way more rice and maybe some chicken in there and then you may be on to something
TennisPleasant4304
Pretty sure they eat better in North Korean labor camps.
Ill_Town_1047
I have a friend who vomited a similar looking thing to this, years ago. We still ask him why he chose a bowl to throw up in to this day…
Colourblindknight
I’m gonna keep it a stack, while it may taste edible it looks like something that would drain out of a garbage disposal after a week abroad.
holdmymawashi
Looks like melted ais kacang
EnvironmentalSet7664
This looks like how Crystal Castles sounds. But like, in a good way.
deconus
This legit looks like stuff my son has thrown up before. I’ll pass 😅
Dennma
Bro this looks like something you’d have to reach your hand into in silent hill
Just_Geoff_Chaucer
i mean, everything’s edible at least once ¯_(ツ)_/¯
FERWHAT69
Sorry, what? You’re questioning HER?! This looks like 3-week old vomit
olie129
Tastes edible …. Come on
Downtown-Day3924
And you are sure you didn’t already poop it out?
Smangie9443
Is that a cluster of hairs top right?
I refuse to believe this is anything other than a bowl of oatmeal you left on the counter for a long time before just finding it today.
50 Comments
I put vegetables in it
She has a point, i can’t even tell what’s in there lol
bro what is this bs did u throw up
I am completely unable to tell what’s in there by looking at it. Impressive.
I’ve seen worse. The bubbles in it give me pause, though.
people here be shittin on it for real but this looks like a killer fucking rustic vegetable soup. it looks like it could resurrect me like Jesus if i ate it after waking up hungover. just maybe thin it up a bit
It’s one of those things that looks foul but probably tastes great
You eating papier mache
Is this an omelette or a soup you tossed egg in?
What the hell are we doing?
I think it is fine. I think also though, she is your mother, and cares about you, and wants you to get both nutritious and appetizing looking food. Something that looks like it was cooked with love, because she wants to be there to express her love for you by cooking and can’t. Nagging sometimes is really just love and concern for you in a way people don’t know how to express. I think this is likely tasty and nutritious, and it makes me miss my mom.
TL;DR: Slop is fine overall, your mom loves you and wants you to eat food made with love.
Looks like the stuff that accumulates on the bottom of the sink after dishes.
It’s giving, “Please, sir. I want some more.”
“Tastes edible” is not a good sign
Prison grade gruel
Bowl of goop
As a fellow slop enjoyer, as long as it tastes good then it is good
Reminds me of what came out of me the time I ate bad eggs for dinner.
If the three bears walked into your house, and this is the porridge they saw, they’d walk right the fuck back out.
Edible is not a taste.
I need way more rice and maybe some chicken in there and then you may be on to something
Pretty sure they eat better in North Korean labor camps.
I have a friend who vomited a similar looking thing to this, years ago. We still ask him why he chose a bowl to throw up in to this day…
I’m gonna keep it a stack, while it may taste edible it looks like something that would drain out of a garbage disposal after a week abroad.
Looks like melted ais kacang
This looks like how Crystal Castles sounds. But like, in a good way.
This legit looks like stuff my son has thrown up before. I’ll pass 😅
Bro this looks like something you’d have to reach your hand into in silent hill
i mean, everything’s edible at least once ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Sorry, what? You’re questioning HER?! This looks like 3-week old vomit
Tastes edible …. Come on
And you are sure you didn’t already poop it out?
Is that a cluster of hairs top right?
I refuse to believe this is anything other than a bowl of oatmeal you left on the counter for a long time before just finding it today.
[people are asking about my mom’s eggs, here](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/s/6DSDBv9jEP)
Looks gross but probably taste alright what is it ?
This looks like the inside of a garbage disposal.
Italian wedding?
Are the eggs cooked? Why are there so many little bubbles?
Thats what my vomit and poop look like when a crohns flare is starting…
Love personal slop recipes
Did you already eat it, and threw it back up to show us?
You call it slop. So… I’d say fucked up.
This looks like vomit
I believe that’s what they eat in the Matrix
This looks like vegan regurgitation
It looks like you blew chunks into a bowl.
Am I the only one who thinks that looks amazing??
Looks like vomit but its just dried vegis. Not my deal but i can see the appeal.
that is indistinguishable from vomit. genuinely what the hell