The plant next to it tasted almost like a bell pepper so I wasn't really concerned and took a bite.

I was seeing my own skeleton for about 10 minutes and not even milk could fix the atrocities I was experiencing.

Anyways! Any info on this variety?

by uranioh

21 Comments

  1. McAvoysDrivingRange

    Looks like a nice ripe jalapeño. Some jalapeños bring the heat far above their average 5000 scoville rating. I’ve had two from the same plant where one was barely any heat, and the other lit me up for 10-15 minutes afterwards.

  2. abergham

    You animal you just bit into Santa’s cock, it has stretch marks because its so big

  3. EngiNerdBrian

    Lol the spice range of chili peppers strikes again. This looks like a nice jalapeño on the upper end of their range

  4. Hemdel_Morjorn

    The most delicious jalapeño there is. Love the red ones.

  5. babyliss1903

    Jalapeno’s can be very very hot sometimes.

  6. aperfectcurcle

    This is corking. It’s the rapid growth of the jalapeño. I was taught to pick corked peppers for more spice

  7. Ok-Contribution7044

    Looks like a Zapotec jalapeño. Super tasty ancient variety if so.

  8. Mephastos

    Thank you for the mental image, a good day to be literate.

  9. I’ve had some of my red jollies knock me on my ass. They’re such a wild-card plant.

  10. It’s just a Jalapeno. But peppers have a lot of variety in spice levels, you probably just got lucky.

  11. Milo_Minderbinding

    Jalapeno! Looks like a good one too.

  12. nonconsenual_tickler

    That just looks like a red jalapeño to me.

    Is your spice tolerance super low?

  13. nonconsenual_tickler

    If you wanna know more about jalapeños, then google jalapeños or type it into an AI search.

  14. NathanDeger

    Jalapenos have the widest range in heat of any pepper I’ve ever grown. All hot peppers respond to temperature and water levels with higher or lower heat but the jalapeno has the strongest response in my observation.

  15. Friendly-Ad6808

    Jalapeño’s are stealthy with their heat levels. I can eat the ones from the grocery store like nothing, but a couple years ago I grew some that had me drooling buckets of spit and it lasted forever.

  16. boilingflesh

    Wait so you’re saying jalapeños could provide affordable x-rays?? We need science to look into this.

  17. Doom2pro

    Smoke them and you’ll have Chipotle peppers!