I’m on here too

by Then-Oil

33 Comments

  1. ReinstateTheCapo

    Nice but I think they are expired. I had a case come in last week that looked just like this.

  2. thunderrubmles

    OP could have at least put all the green ones on top, this is kinda low effort
    Try again tomorrow chef

  3. TheZsSilent

    Cored and cleaned sprinkles so you can pipe squid ink custard into them?

  4. theFooMart

    Now this is just dumb. We can all see the package, you clearly purchased them pre cut and tried to take the credit.

  5. janedoedont

    I can hear these getting sucked into the vacuum.

  6. ELECTRICMACHINE13

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  7. Express_Area_8359

    Chives

    ![gif](giphy|r1q45fEdLhevKjBBQq|downsized)

  8. fish_bowl_swimmer

    Bagged SYSCO house brand pre-chopped fruity chives.

  9. nonowords

    https://preview.redd.it/j41ve8kpmjuf1.png?width=1106&format=png&auto=webp&s=fba5ed5e9aef3a721e8a8da52d78192ebb19da69

    Size: B-
    Consistency: S
    Knife Work: B
    Knife Sharpness: B+
    Product Quality: D-
    Overall: C

    Product quality is… bad. More is substandard/unservable than there is quality. Don’t waste your time on a product that isn’t up to snuff. The tearing on the ends means your knife is dull or your pressing through instead of slicing, judging by the fact that they all maintained their shape though, I’d bet you’re slicing but that your knife is dull/micro-serrated rather than having a polished keen edge. Poor attention to detail with the incomplete cuts. Product quality might be due to the storage. Dont keep them in a sealed plastic container it traps moisture and gases that accelerate degredation, keep them in a loosely topped container with a slightly damp paper towel to maintain appropriate humidity. That said, storage isn’t the only issue for that, there’s clearly anemic/pale chives which doesn’t happen with age, pull those before cutting they look like garbo. You’re also cutting too long, you want the proportions of a wedding ring not of a soda can. All that said your consistency is absolutely on point, skill is there just work on following through on your strokes, and pay attention to the quality of what your’re working with. Garbage in means garbage out. Up your attention to detail and tune up your knife and you’ll be there.

  10. Dog-of-Moons

    Bravo!! Much better than that other guy. 👏

  11. mr_diggory

    I can’t believe you made tomato out of this

  12. YupNopeWelp

    Look at the purple and black. You bruised them. Is your knife not acid etched and forge welded Damascus steel sharpened on the canine teeth of vestal virgins?

  13. UrsaMajor7th

    Those heirloom chives sure are pretty though. 

  14. Blankly-Staring

    You can’t fool me. I know rainbow sprinkles when I see them. Tsk tsk

  15. Tasty-Performer6669

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