Nah that guy’s cool. It’s the memes about him that are annoying. kitchen people always taking something funny and running it into the ground.
Eggmegmuffin
I like the chive posts

NeatWhiskeyPlease
Hey sometimes we need a community event.
MarlenHamsic
Bring on the chives!
dabarak
There’s a new asshole on the block, doing this but with nine drinks a night until whatever.
SmartAlec13
I love the chive posting
UsualCardiologist655
The chive post makes me feel like the OP that post them because I’m on their level of chopping too. I love the shrive for more every time I see it.
HermitBadger
Y’all need to learn how to block accounts. (Tap on account name -> three little dots in the top right corner -> Block account. Poof! Problem gone.)
TravisKOP
Personally I like the chive posts. It makes me feel like the sub is alive and healthy. Every couple months we have a new fun thing to fixate on that keeps things fresh and they all feel organic. Like the cubes or ramps or whatever it is, makes me feel like the community hasn’t plateaued and passed that inflection point yet
Big-Ergodic_Energy
I learned a thing or two from the pros in those threads. Knives and their varying metal content and alloys, cutting board composition, worthiness to live, etc. good stuff.
imperial_scum
I love them, the comments are hilarious. >!The one from today with the two planes took me out.!<
seasteed
I’m a huge fan of the mod response to the posts. It’s like they know they are in charge of managing both the best and the worst of human kind.
beepichu
the chive posting will continue until morale improves
katet_of_19
PROTECT CHIVEPOSTING AT ALL COSTS
PrimarySubstance4068
Petition to rename the sub r/chivesconfidential
Absorbe
I like the chive posts. I do not like the derivative posts.
SeraIya
Chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop.
fro99er
I just want people to stop contaminating their food with microplastics
Bellini_DownSouth
I like chive guy. An inspiration.
Tall-Introduction649
I look forward to the chives post
ValuableBrilliant841
I don’t mind it, I think it’s funny that it shows up in the Popular feed. I’m just wondering what will the person do with all those chives
Broheamoth
See you to morrow, chef
Useless_optix69
Ho’s mad
JetPuffedDo
I like the chives. At least it is kitchen related and it’s cool to see the progress. Something we can all work on maybe. I agree with that one person who said better than pocket checks.
Wait, people dislike those? I don’t use this sub, but I get them recommended to me constantly, and I never checked the comments on them but assumed they’d be universally loved. They seem fun.
Im beginning to sense your being paid off by Big Chive 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Criticalfluffs
I enjoy the response shit posting.
afailedturingtest
Nah I genuinely love those
DecommissionedAlien
He’ll reach perfection one day.
DeusWombat
The only thing that’s gonna suck is the copycat posts
Disastrous-Style-461
Ohhhhh yes I needed that belly laugh 🙌 Thank you
GoatBnB
I just love that this whole thing is a thing.
Elaborate troll trolls elaborate trolls who troll in return.
It is a thing of beauty.
Nagbratz
idk about u guys, but I am chronically online and just blocked the fucking chives guy by the 2nd post, have been thoroughly enjoying the circlejerk posts ever since. This is the way.
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Poor little jimmy
Nah that guy’s cool. It’s the memes about him that are annoying. kitchen people always taking something funny and running it into the ground.
I like the chive posts

Hey sometimes we need a community event.
Bring on the chives!
There’s a new asshole on the block, doing this but with nine drinks a night until whatever.
I love the chive posting
The chive post makes me feel like the OP that post them because I’m on their level of chopping too. I love the shrive for more every time I see it.
Y’all need to learn how to block accounts. (Tap on account name -> three little dots in the top right corner -> Block account. Poof! Problem gone.)
Personally I like the chive posts. It makes me feel like the sub is alive and healthy. Every couple months we have a new fun thing to fixate on that keeps things fresh and they all feel organic. Like the cubes or ramps or whatever it is, makes me feel like the community hasn’t plateaued and passed that inflection point yet
I learned a thing or two from the pros in those threads. Knives and their varying metal content and alloys, cutting board composition, worthiness to live, etc. good stuff.
I love them, the comments are hilarious. >!The one from today with the two planes took me out.!<
I’m a huge fan of the mod response to the posts. It’s like they know they are in charge of managing both the best and the worst of human kind.
the chive posting will continue until morale improves
PROTECT CHIVEPOSTING AT ALL COSTS
Petition to rename the sub r/chivesconfidential
I like the chive posts. I do not like the derivative posts.
Chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop.
I just want people to stop contaminating their food with microplastics
I like chive guy. An inspiration.
I look forward to the chives post
I don’t mind it, I think it’s funny that it shows up in the Popular feed. I’m just wondering what will the person do with all those chives
See you to morrow, chef
Ho’s mad
I like the chives. At least it is kitchen related and it’s cool to see the progress. Something we can all work on maybe. I agree with that one person who said better than pocket checks.
The chive posting is great, you’re wrong
https://preview.redd.it/qlvf8o9pobvf1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a511500a2342788997fa5f25d9aac926041ae20f
Honestly I love it. He makes me want to practice.
Wait, people dislike those? I don’t use this sub, but I get them recommended to me constantly, and I never checked the comments on them but assumed they’d be universally loved. They seem fun.
https://preview.redd.it/y3u01zmrubvf1.jpeg?width=1026&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1729390210b7032251185694fc6eacec3a4316d5
Im beginning to sense your being paid off by Big Chive 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
I enjoy the response shit posting.
Nah I genuinely love those
He’ll reach perfection one day.
The only thing that’s gonna suck is the copycat posts
Ohhhhh yes I needed that belly laugh 🙌 Thank you
I just love that this whole thing is a thing.
Elaborate troll trolls elaborate trolls who troll in return.
It is a thing of beauty.
idk about u guys, but I am chronically online and just blocked the fucking chives guy by the 2nd post, have been thoroughly enjoying the circlejerk posts ever since. This is the way.
https://preview.redd.it/iyxvf4u6rcvf1.jpeg?width=2171&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a196aabf27c77bf65552cf50ef5b228829b8297
First time I’ve cared about the Chive in like, ten years.
I actually really enjoy them, recently every time I cut chives at work I think of this series lol