They somehow killed the cow twice.

by TheAmateurRunner

41 Comments

  1. Golfing_on_a_budget

    Damn looks like they baked that in the oven.

  2. MrMeatsBBQ

    Never go back there and leave a terrible review. They should be ashamed and either be out of business or take brisket off the menu.

  3. kinglucas

    are you in prison? ’cause this is a crime.

  4. Icy_External3346

    That brisket is so dry, that’s a crime on its own lol😂

  5. nitrgritr94

    That brisket looks like leather roast beef

  6. loweball614

    I’m sad for you. I’ve never seen anything that bad.

  7. TrainingScientist226

    Looks like the brisket was cooked, refrigerated and reheated. Yikes.

  8. BlarghALarghALargh

    Gah that’s bad.

    With the filler looking sides, sad splatter of pickled veg, and the rubber meat this is a solid never/10.

  9. salami_cheeks

    If I made a brisket that looked like that for dinner guests, I would chop it up for tomorrow’s soup and order pizza.

  10. Pinheadsombitch

    Wow. Very sad bbq. They should be ashamed.

  11. xxLOPEZxx

    Those are roof shingles, not brisket. You were robbed

  12. naughtabot

    Butcher paper aluminum tray license REVOKED.

  13. hamberder-muderer

    You can use that brisket to dry your tears.

  14. blahblah1664

    I’m convinced that the only good brisket is the one you made.

  15. 1Patriot4u

    I won’t ask where it was, but was the owner or a manager not available? That’s something that should go back to the kitchen. I could see a shift crew not caring what was sent out the door still sending that to a table, but if there’s oversight and that goes to a table…no. Just, no.

  16. Original-Chair-9614

    Hope you didn’t pay more than 10 for that

  17. Tampa_Bay_Cuckaneers

    Damn, they work miracles with that microwave.

  18. iambarrelrider

    I would of said no, as soon as I saw it.

  19. Letsbeclear1987

    Ok depends.. is this at someones house who was making a first attempt? Or someones child cooked or someone with chromosome stuff Lets not be hasty ..

  20. Blackout2814

    My first brisket was better than that…

  21. yermomgoestocollge69

    A Jose Canseco bat, tell me, you didn’t pay money for this did ya?

  22. Leudmuhr

    Cried from how DELICIOUS everything was??? Right? RIGHT??!?!?

  23. CKtheFourth

    “Wait, bro, don’t forget the raw white onion with the pickles. If I ever see you send a tray out without the mandatory raw white onion, I’m going to lose my shit on you. People love raw white onion when they eat their aggressively dry brisket. Raw white onion is the new parsley–it’s a palate cleanser.”