“When you acknowledge, as you must, that there is no such thing as perfect food, only the idea of it, then the real purpose of striving toward perfection becomes clear: to make people happy. That is what cooking is all about.”
– Thomas Keller
Annnnnnnd SCENE.
vegandread
Plot twist. They’ll never be 100% perfect.
This will never end.
ComfortableTime4111
“circles not tubes” go look at sushi guys green onion for inspiration
I_am_the_BEEF
This man is probably cutting one chive at a time and y’all still finding EVERY LAST ONE.
Dude cut smaller bundles and trim the fuck out of them so you get uniform chive-sticks. If you mix in the skinny end with the root end it’s never gonna look perfect in a photo.
tax393
Do you know „Jiro dreams of sushi“? I think you might like it.
I can see that other people already highlighted a few bad ones. However, I just wanted to say that I respect your dedication and your sense of humour.
About presentation: please put them on a green chopping board next time. Just for a laugh.
YourMagicSparkleKiss
The people who keep reporting these posts are so delightful to me. Whether they’re genuine haters of fun or just wanna commit to the bit, either idea makes me laugh.
riccook
This is getting to the point where my coworker looked at me yesterday and said “what do you know about chives?” and I deadpan, without skipping a beat, looked over and replied “aren’t we on fucking day 9 now?”
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Pursuit of perfection is an insult to the Gods
https://preview.redd.it/p52h15remhvf1.png?width=2240&format=png&auto=webp&s=9f40b8be56833cb6c67315cab2d17b585e940ba2
Looking much better though, see you tomorrow!
Unfortunately, it took me 5 seconds to zoom in and see the tubular one in the middle on the left.
They will hound you OP, see you tomorrow chef!
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https://preview.redd.it/6mrew4njmhvf1.png?width=176&format=png&auto=webp&s=12878f230b4937b81777ba98edf1b9ea09f2c798
Bruh
Edit: dang someone beat me to it. I honestly don’t remember if these look better than yesterday’s, but it’s certainly not the worst.
https://preview.redd.it/t1m3zz02nhvf1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=e8e06c6ddb6c61247740c4f34108f15454edd3fb
“When you acknowledge, as you must, that there is no such thing as perfect food, only the idea of it, then the real purpose of striving toward perfection becomes clear: to make people happy. That is what cooking is all about.”
– Thomas Keller
Annnnnnnd SCENE.
Plot twist. They’ll never be 100% perfect.
This will never end.
“circles not tubes” go look at sushi guys green onion for inspiration
This man is probably cutting one chive at a time and y’all still finding EVERY LAST ONE.
I love this so much.
https://preview.redd.it/ii3e89zsnhvf1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=48077cbba2d966cd451f0ac0da6006a056f6e9f8
https://preview.redd.it/6nkp1uziohvf1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ac730e392b89bca462d078e2a13ee9389fa9f07
See you tomorrow chef.

https://preview.redd.it/prokimbvohvf1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0c00c365d2a520f63a6b3821efe3689d59a5cce
See you tomorrow, Chef
How is this only day 10, i swear it has been going on for 75 years
https://preview.redd.it/w4mg9e8sphvf1.jpeg?width=1056&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f1dac9b3dd91ac3c62be27c0f35f60d86cb55fb
Looking real inconsistent chef:
Vibes are off, do it again
Dude cut smaller bundles and trim the fuck out of them so you get uniform chive-sticks. If you mix in the skinny end with the root end it’s never gonna look perfect in a photo.
Do you know „Jiro dreams of sushi“? I think you might like it.
https://preview.redd.it/nnfe0vw1rhvf1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9aab5cc66e5ec2d69eec6c9dbe50806ba381ad0
Great progress today, chef. Try again.
https://preview.redd.it/ilh4940gshvf1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c0e89c4b67af62485f0367e922dc30adedf803a
See you tomorrow, chef.
https://preview.redd.it/q9b98079thvf1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c343b373aa16612a69363512e3e243bff41579c
See you tomorrow, chef
Does any math person have an estimate on how many chives we’ve all seen so far? I need a chivecount.
I stopped looking hard at the pic because the past three days my initial impression was “pretty fucking good”.
Now, i just scroll to the first few comments for those who have that magnifier on because clearly I am not chef enough to be a dependable judge here.

guys go through op’s post history, you can see an actual improvement
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Only Allah is perfect. See you tomorrow chef.
You’re getting there!! Keep going bud!!
I can see that other people already highlighted a few bad ones. However, I just wanted to say that I respect your dedication and your sense of humour.
About presentation: please put them on a green chopping board next time. Just for a laugh.
The people who keep reporting these posts are so delightful to me. Whether they’re genuine haters of fun or just wanna commit to the bit, either idea makes me laugh.
This is getting to the point where my coworker looked at me yesterday and said “what do you know about chives?” and I deadpan, without skipping a beat, looked over and replied “aren’t we on fucking day 9 now?”
Reddit is such a terribly wonderful place.
Been here since day 1..this is your best work.
You are getting worse, impressive really
https://preview.redd.it/uu7wwr1x7ivf1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=479a3b8122adc2c9e265c97577d768d37974fc28
With these inconsistent cuts, we will see you tomorrow chef…
you guys are so funny lmao
See you tomorrow chef