Regardless of calories

by Adorable_Sea5013

34 Comments

  1. Pkyankfan69

    Gimmicky pizza… I’d try a slice if it was in front of me but I’d never order this.

  2. alienjon

    Zero caleries. I ain’t touching this.

  3. SoCalCognac

    Oh dear God. Someone get the crime scene tape and cover this off.

  4. oldbutterface

    I woukd eat the shit out of this, smash a beer, and then order another one to take home for tomorrow. Looks fucking DIVINE

  5. Kiefy-McReefer

    Pizza? Nah.

    It’s just a mediocre doner.

    Only crime here is eating that in the daylight – that’s 2am after a pub crawl food.

  6. littlemissdizaster80

    That’s not really a crime. It is a crime against your body but not a pizza crime. I have donner pizzas and they are good.

  7. Ok-Material7304

    This is an abomination

    … may I have a slice 🥺

  8. MalignantLugnut

    Yeah, there are definitely calories in that pizza.

  9. DankyMcJangles

    It took me a second to realize that wasn’t an overflowing ashtray

  10. IAmAHumanWhyDoYouAsk

    I thought it was an ashtray until I saw the sub.

  11. djbiznatch

    I fuck with a gyro pizza which this reminds me of. The fries in top doesn’t do anything for me though.

  12. Effective-Ad-5842

    About 1000 cal per slice I’d imagine.

  13. in1gom0ntoya

    average southern American dinner amount.

  14. pleasedontsmashme

    No crime!

    I live in Connecticut so I’m surrounded by amazing pizza but I still crave swedish kebab pizza. It’s incredibly good. With or without fries. Everyone that is hating on it has no idea what they are talking about

  15. ISuckAtFallout4

    Looks like what I threw up on my 21st birthday.

    Death penalty

  16. Consistent-Maize-901

    So many unsecured toppings… Pizza crime confirmed.

  17. Feeling-Tank1628

    This photo is giving Tenerife and I’m all for it. Innocent

  18. Silly-Power

    Honest to god, I thought that was an ashtray.

  19. Buttchuggle

    When you’re bulking and just kinda smash all the high calorie shit you can find together

  20. Lost_Letter112

    Actually common in kebab stores in Italy LOL,it isnt even half bad.Do i prefer other types of pizza?yeah.But.it isnt an anomination taste wise

  21. Intrepid-Design-8010

    It’s irrelevant really. It wouldn’t stay down long enough to digest.

  22. TheBestThingIEverSaw

    Calories = very yes? That’s not good

  23. TechnicalTip5251

    Calories are, definitely, on this pizza.

  24. based_enjoyer

    I don’t actually think it’s that much. Really depends white the white stuff is.

  25. Beneficial-Category

    High I think the person eating that pizza is.

  26. Maleficent_Law_1082

    Q: how many calories are in this pizza?
    A: yes.