Gimmicky pizza… I’d try a slice if it was in front of me but I’d never order this.
alienjon
Zero caleries. I ain’t touching this.
SoCalCognac
Oh dear God. Someone get the crime scene tape and cover this off.
oldbutterface
I woukd eat the shit out of this, smash a beer, and then order another one to take home for tomorrow. Looks fucking DIVINE
Kiefy-McReefer
Pizza? Nah.
It’s just a mediocre doner.
Only crime here is eating that in the daylight – that’s 2am after a pub crawl food.
littlemissdizaster80
That’s not really a crime. It is a crime against your body but not a pizza crime. I have donner pizzas and they are good.
Ok-Material7304
This is an abomination
… may I have a slice 🥺
MalignantLugnut
Yeah, there are definitely calories in that pizza.
fictionallymarried
Just eat a doner, man
Lucky_Diver
I do think the calories are.
DankyMcJangles
It took me a second to realize that wasn’t an overflowing ashtray
IAmAHumanWhyDoYouAsk
I thought it was an ashtray until I saw the sub.
djbiznatch
I fuck with a gyro pizza which this reminds me of. The fries in top doesn’t do anything for me though.
Effective-Ad-5842
About 1000 cal per slice I’d imagine.
LTKerr
Would.
in1gom0ntoya
average southern American dinner amount.
josegarrao
Looks like a full ashtray.
pleasedontsmashme
No crime!
I live in Connecticut so I’m surrounded by amazing pizza but I still crave swedish kebab pizza. It’s incredibly good. With or without fries. Everyone that is hating on it has no idea what they are talking about
ISuckAtFallout4
Looks like what I threw up on my 21st birthday.
Death penalty
Consistent-Maize-901
So many unsecured toppings… Pizza crime confirmed.
Fenris304
yes the calories def are
Feeling-Tank1628
This photo is giving Tenerife and I’m all for it. Innocent
Silly-Power
Honest to god, I thought that was an ashtray.
Buttchuggle
When you’re bulking and just kinda smash all the high calorie shit you can find together
Lost_Letter112
Actually common in kebab stores in Italy LOL,it isnt even half bad.Do i prefer other types of pizza?yeah.But.it isnt an anomination taste wise
Intrepid-Design-8010
It’s irrelevant really. It wouldn’t stay down long enough to digest.
siandresi
how are the calories? Thriving
TheBestThingIEverSaw
Calories = very yes? That’s not good
TechnicalTip5251
Calories are, definitely, on this pizza.
RumsyDumsy
1250 kcal
based_enjoyer
I don’t actually think it’s that much. Really depends white the white stuff is.
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Gimmicky pizza… I’d try a slice if it was in front of me but I’d never order this.
Zero caleries. I ain’t touching this.
Oh dear God. Someone get the crime scene tape and cover this off.
I woukd eat the shit out of this, smash a beer, and then order another one to take home for tomorrow. Looks fucking DIVINE
Pizza? Nah.
It’s just a mediocre doner.
Only crime here is eating that in the daylight – that’s 2am after a pub crawl food.
That’s not really a crime. It is a crime against your body but not a pizza crime. I have donner pizzas and they are good.
This is an abomination
… may I have a slice 🥺
Yeah, there are definitely calories in that pizza.
Just eat a doner, man
I do think the calories are.
It took me a second to realize that wasn’t an overflowing ashtray
I thought it was an ashtray until I saw the sub.
I fuck with a gyro pizza which this reminds me of. The fries in top doesn’t do anything for me though.
About 1000 cal per slice I’d imagine.
Would.
average southern American dinner amount.
Looks like a full ashtray.
No crime!
I live in Connecticut so I’m surrounded by amazing pizza but I still crave swedish kebab pizza. It’s incredibly good. With or without fries. Everyone that is hating on it has no idea what they are talking about
Looks like what I threw up on my 21st birthday.
Death penalty
So many unsecured toppings… Pizza crime confirmed.
yes the calories def are
This photo is giving Tenerife and I’m all for it. Innocent
Honest to god, I thought that was an ashtray.
When you’re bulking and just kinda smash all the high calorie shit you can find together
Actually common in kebab stores in Italy LOL,it isnt even half bad.Do i prefer other types of pizza?yeah.But.it isnt an anomination taste wise
It’s irrelevant really. It wouldn’t stay down long enough to digest.
how are the calories? Thriving
Calories = very yes? That’s not good
Calories are, definitely, on this pizza.
1250 kcal
I don’t actually think it’s that much. Really depends white the white stuff is.
High I think the person eating that pizza is.
Q: how many calories are in this pizza?
A: yes.
Love me a kebab pizza