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My wife's breakfast every morning. Ingredients in comments.
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My wife’s breakfast every morning. Ingredients in comments.


My wife’s breakfast every morning. Ingredients in comments.

by mz80

22 Comments

  1. mz80

    Ingredients: Oats, soy milk, bananas, apples, red lentils, dates, hazelnut butter, cocoa (brown color), spirulina (green color)

  2. Itsunderthesauce22

    Is she overweight? Sounds like a heart breakfast

  3. RominRonin

    That sounds healthy at first, but then not so much

  8. wooden-fuk-boi

    You’re suppose to show it before she eats it

  9. HerMajestysButthole2

    Topped off with r/shitfromabutt

  10. TarHeelGrump

    Must be nice as the days shorten and she can eat this in the dark.

  13. mad-un

    Is this before or after it’s been digested?

  14. SausageBuscuit

    It looks like a bowl full of pesto with a little chocolate sauce on top.

  15. Artistic-Reputation2

    Does she like the taste or is it like a superfoods thing?

  16. HuntsWithRocks

    Looks like someone with low fiber took a big shit onto that food

  17. DistributionAgile376

    Silt, mud, rocks and clay, my favorites 😋

  19. SKAGG1221

    It’s crazy that she has two types of poop in her bowl

  20. plan1gale

    My dog has a sensitive bowel so I see this a fair bit. I wouldn’t eat it, though.