Ordered without cheese due to a severe allergy but WTF is this cut?
Is this personal? Did I hurt this person somehow?
by dan23pg
28 Comments
Porkwarrior2
Ordering a white pie from this place, was apparently their equivalent of ordering a filet from a steak house…well done.
drmelle0
In Italian, this is called the ‘fuck you cut’ perfectly conveying the disdain from the chef.
bigexplosion
Did they eat the missing piece? I love the tiny baby piece. It would be a lot cooler if it was a proper pentagram.
pepperoni__________
Fuck around and find out.
Fenris304
that last cut went real rogue
Little-Promise-6046
Dudes like, “no cheese”?! I’ll show you!! lol
harmfulsideffect
It was cut with the respect that order deserves.
Dangerous_Ad_6101
That looks like the “Ragebait Extra Cut At Home” cut. 🤷🏾♂️
Not saying it is. …just what it looks like
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lunarchaluna
Ok i can understand not getting cheese since i also have an allergy but??? Wheres the sauce??? Why didnt you get sauce????? Thats just bread with meat on it???? Unless I’m not getting something
avinaut
It was supposed to be a cut in eighths, but the defendant missed. Maybe somebody shoved the defendant’s elbow. Who knows? Circumstantial evidence; I move we acquit.
jefflukey123
Spite for sure. Or busy, or was having a bad day.
jjmawaken
I call this cut “I hate you”
yatrickya225
Don’t blame them you ruined the pizza
InsideProtection6527
yes you committed the crime here
Prestigious-Car-4877
Where the heck is the sauce though?
Chemical-Victory3613
Its a psychopath cut. Perfectly fit for a person who orders a pizza with no cheese.
If you have a severe allergy to cheese, pizza not would not be my first pick for take out
void_method
The cheese usually hides it…
blacks252
How to insult a pizza chef. At this point, it’s a chicken kebab. No sauce or nothing, just chicken, raw tomatoes and bread 🥲
dan23pg
FOR CONTEXT: I just use allergy as a shorthand. I have collagenous colitis and it makes me functionally allergic to all dairy and alcohol, while fats and acid are more like severe aversions.
monty08
I think the pizza guy attempted to make clean proper cuts but because there’s no cheese and the pizza looks dry AF, the bread hardened more than the cutter anticipated at first
The rest of the cuts seemed like the cutter person was trying to cut and recutting attempts but couldn’t get the blade properly through the dough
The small pieces and erratic ending was probably the cutter saying FUXK YOU to OP bc this process became very frustrating unexpectedly for what should have taken 3-4 quick seconds turned into a minute long ordeal
The pizza place probably doesn’t give a damn if OP never ordered there again
DirtyCircle1
By ordering no cheese, I would suggest that you already chose chaos…
ResponsibleTax3894
Looks like theres a piece missing in the middle unless its you, he mightve just sliced it like this to steal a piece because he was curious and wanted to make it harder to see.
geof2001
No cheese, no fucks given. Enjoy your travesty.
MarxistMan13
This isn’t pizza. It’s a flatbread.
LazyOldCat
No cheese, not pizza. Enjoy your flat bread.
Big_Muny_No_Whammies
Revenge
DanielKobsted
As a kid that’s what i feared I’d get when, as it commonly is here, pizza sauce was listed on the menu as just tomato amongst the other ingredients.
I suppose they can’t be held accountable, should they run out of sauce, when putting it like that.
28 Comments
Ordering a white pie from this place, was apparently their equivalent of ordering a filet from a steak house…well done.
In Italian, this is called the ‘fuck you cut’ perfectly conveying the disdain from the chef.
Did they eat the missing piece? I love the tiny baby piece. It would be a lot cooler if it was a proper pentagram.
Fuck around and find out.
that last cut went real rogue
Dudes like, “no cheese”?! I’ll show you!! lol
It was cut with the respect that order deserves.
That looks like the “Ragebait Extra Cut At Home” cut. 🤷🏾♂️
Not saying it is. …just what it looks like
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Ok i can understand not getting cheese since i also have an allergy but??? Wheres the sauce??? Why didnt you get sauce????? Thats just bread with meat on it???? Unless I’m not getting something
It was supposed to be a cut in eighths, but the defendant missed. Maybe somebody shoved the defendant’s elbow. Who knows? Circumstantial evidence; I move we acquit.
Spite for sure. Or busy, or was having a bad day.
I call this cut “I hate you”
Don’t blame them you ruined the pizza
yes you committed the crime here
Where the heck is the sauce though?
Its a psychopath cut. Perfectly fit for a person who orders a pizza with no cheese.
If you have a severe allergy to cheese, pizza not would not be my first pick for take out
The cheese usually hides it…
How to insult a pizza chef. At this point, it’s a chicken kebab. No sauce or nothing, just chicken, raw tomatoes and bread 🥲
FOR CONTEXT: I just use allergy as a shorthand. I have collagenous colitis and it makes me functionally allergic to all dairy and alcohol, while fats and acid are more like severe aversions.
I think the pizza guy attempted to make clean proper cuts but because there’s no cheese and the pizza looks dry AF, the bread hardened more than the cutter anticipated at first
The rest of the cuts seemed like the cutter person was trying to cut and recutting attempts but couldn’t get the blade properly through the dough
The small pieces and erratic ending was probably the cutter saying FUXK YOU to OP bc this process became very frustrating unexpectedly for what should have taken 3-4 quick seconds turned into a minute long ordeal
The pizza place probably doesn’t give a damn if OP never ordered there again
By ordering no cheese, I would suggest that you already chose chaos…
Looks like theres a piece missing in the middle unless its you, he mightve just sliced it like this to steal a piece because he was curious and wanted to make it harder to see.
No cheese, no fucks given. Enjoy your travesty.
This isn’t pizza. It’s a flatbread.
No cheese, not pizza. Enjoy your flat bread.
Revenge
As a kid that’s what i feared I’d get when, as it commonly is here, pizza sauce was listed on the menu as just tomato amongst the other ingredients.
I suppose they can’t be held accountable, should they run out of sauce, when putting it like that.