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"What toppings do you want?" Yes
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“What toppings do you want?” Yes


“What toppings do you want?” Yes

by FilipsSamvete

24 Comments

  1. NFPA704HZ

    The undersized box has to be at the top of the indictment. 

  3. thaskizz

    “What kind of pizza do you want?”
    Just fuck my shit up fam.

  6. RandyFunRuiner

    Someone just wanted they stomach to be bubblin.

  7. wendyslogo

    Id try this if it was only shrimp and crab. With a different sauce, of course.

  8. Pittbullsaregreat

    Can someone tell whats actually on it? Im lost in translation.

  9. narrow_octopus

    Can I get a red tide pizza please

  10. KittiesRule1968

    Please tell me that the tails have been removed from the shrimp

  11. anecdotal_yokel

    Number one crime is putting too much on a pizza. Either cook all the toppings before adding or use less. I hate overloaded, soggy pizzas.

    Second crime is the box is too small. Cmon dude. Dough doesn’t shrink so get it right before putting in the oven.

  12. AlarmedCauliflower7

    Is this a damn pizza seafood boil? What in tarnation

  14. ISuckAtFallout4

    I’ve seen what happens when a human takes a 70mph Suburban to the face.

    This is the closest I’ve seen to that.

  15. chuckinalicious543

    Now THIS is a crime! Lawd have mercy!

  17. avinaut

    What is this pizzeria that can’t make a dough circle to fit in the delivery box, but has jumbo shrimp to order? Talk about running before you can walk. Straight to jail.

  18. chuckinalicious543

    Already reposted from that exact subreddit

  20. skoalreaver

    I just don’t do seafood on a pizza unless I’m in the Mediterranean on the beach not going to happen

  22. Snowy-Arctica

    This looks like one of those stroke images.

  23. Sans_Seriphim

    There is such a thing as too many toppings.

    I’d eat it, but I’d wish it had less on it.