I had to see it, now you do too.



by ExaltedBlade666

45 Comments

  1. bugabooandtwo

    Ewwww. Why would anyone want to bite down on something hard and shaped like a tooth inside a sausage?

  2. GiveMeAllTheRadishes

    Need to see them cook ts and eat it too

  3. Velocityraptor28

    i love candy corns, but this? this is the devil’s work

  4. hollowbolding

    idly observing that we don’t even see the little fucks get cooked

  5. Exact_Comparison_792

    That’s not just stupid food. That’s a waste of food. All that was thrown out and we all know it – guaranteed. The price of all that stuff contrasted to all the clout and bread they’ve earned putting that video online has made them more than what it cost to buy all that.

    BUT, by some off chance (going out on a limb here) there are people out there that do actually eat this sort of weird shit:

    ![gif](giphy|fvE2zWIJ4fumc)

  6. AzzlackGuhnter

    yeah thats fitting for Halloween

    because thats straight terror(ism)

  7. I’m not American. What does candy corn taste like? Corn?

  8. West-Application-375

    I’m taking a shit rn, so this was a weird one to see.

  9. Mysterious-Handle-34

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  10. Kurovi_dev

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  11. Beginning-Town-4979

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  12. Valuable_Nose_4693

    People don’t even like regular candy corn and someone thought to make this monstrosity

  13. This is paid for by those chic-fil-a billboard cows, isn’t it?

  14. Letters_to_Dionysus

    now do candy corned beef and hash

  15. Independent_Good5423

    “That one corn who refused to be digested and come out whole from ur ass” ahh sosĂŻg

  16. Starfox_assualt

    They should’ve put berries in it and called it a boo berry bratwurst

  17. eric-artman

    Someone forgot to add a bit of meth for a flavour

  18. dankhimself

    FUCK ALL OF THIS!

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  19. cut_rate_revolution

    I didn’t get past the candy corn. Just fuck whatever you’re doing at that point.

  20. Sitting_Duk

    I’m just thinking of the pigs that gave their lives for this garbage…

  21. Parasiteparaside5

    Is it terrible? Probably. Will I eat it? Yes at least once

  22. taxiecabbie

    I don’t think that this is that bad, really, so long as you’re OK with sweetened meat.

    (If you like maple breakfast sausage, you are OK with sweetened meat. Same with cranberry jelly and turkey, or Monte Cristo sandwiches, or mint jelly with lamb, or orange chicken/bourbon chicken/sweet-and-sour chicken…)

    If you cooked this, the candy corn would melt and the flavor would probably just come out as vaguely sweet. Granted, it would not have the undertones of maple or mint or orange or cranberry, but, well.

    I’d try it. I’m not a massive fan of candy corn or anything, but it’s a gimmick that I’d give a go.

  23. Apprehensive-Cat-111

    Take my upvote. This is so very very stupid.

  24. Jkreed77

    I wonder if this is in Wisconsin? I’ve seen stores put gummy bears, pop rocks and other weird shit in brats here.

  25. FlipFlopRabbit

    Not even seasoned? Dafuq. Just meat with sweets.

  26. This might actually work, pork does surprisingly well with sweetness, and the candy corn would melt during the cooking process, depending on saturation levels, here it’s pretty mild like 10% candy corn? If it had other complimentary flavors like sage and nutmeg. No worse than adding some syrup to your breakfast sausages.

  27. 801-Honey

    I will die on the hill that candy corn is horrible. Even by itself but especially in this application

  28. Hamilton-Beckett

    Candy corn is cheaper than the meat, so they actually save money stuffing their sausages with it assuming they charge the same price to sell it. If they charge more as a “special” and sell it then that’s even more profit.

    I just can’t fathom who would buy this and I feel like it’s a disservice to the animal lol

  29. Aggravating_Week7050

    That ‘spooky scary’ repeating part sums up how I feel about this.

  30. Illustrious_Sign_872

    The most horrible part of this is student didn’t wear gloves while touching raw protein

  31. Even if you’re severely mentally ill enough to enjoy candy corn…really?

  32. Jowana-Banana

    I thought it’s carrots! Then……

  33. I wonder how many people judge Käsekrainer the same way.