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I was walking to the convenience store to buy an onion for my dinner when someone got shot right around the corner from me. Called 911 and now here I am: onionless, but hoping I helped that guy in my onion journey. Onions may have saved a life.
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I was walking to the convenience store to buy an onion for my dinner when someone got shot right around the corner from me. Called 911 and now here I am: onionless, but hoping I helped that guy in my onion journey. Onions may have saved a life.


I was walking to the convenience store to buy an onion for my dinner when someone got shot right around the corner from me. Called 911 and now here I am: onionless, but hoping I helped that guy in my onion journey. Onions may have saved a life.

by cohonka

32 Comments

  3. drearymoment

    God, is there anything they can’t do? I love onions

  5. cloudshaper

    You did good! Playing Tetris is recommended after such things to decrease the mental impact from traumatic events.

  12. LarenCoe

    I have a less inspiring story. I was going to make Philly sandwiches Sunday for lunch, but forgot to buy an onion at the grocery store, so I had to make Italian Beef sandwiches instead, but no lives were saved.

  13. TheS00thSayer

    May you have all the onions in your future for your good deed

  16. Kevalemig

    The best part of this is you remembered to share this with all your fellow onionheads! 😁

  17. spatialgranules12

    Thank you OP! May all your meals and snacks have the exact amount of onions and onion flavor that you require.

  18. sonny_flatts

    Couldn’t you just have a dinner with no onions?

  19. qwibbian

    hey but seriously, how are you? I fucking love this sub because it’s full of good hearted people, but you really are nailing it! you good? 

  21. armpiti

    USA is so odd and strange, good luck with your onion journey 🧅

  22. bloominghe11

    I hope you’re okay, please obtain a self-care onion by any means necessary

  23. bivdizzle

    May life send you a bushel of free onions as compensation.

  25. HeatherMason0

    OP, thank you for getting help. I’m sorry that you have this trauma now, but know that you’re a good person. Onions should be grateful to have you as an appreciator.

  26. dearjessie

    I’ll be adding “onionless” to my vocabulary

  27. ElowenEretria

    Go get yourself an emotional support onion

  28. Uematsunum1

    Is that the short north? That sidewalk looks so familiar to me lol. Stay safe out there! That would be rad if an onion did save a life!