This completely ruins the whole purpose of a burger, how the fuck am I supposed to hold this?
peitsad
I love that this one just has a gentle coating on the top bun and nothing else haha
SlunkDuncan
Cheese goes on the inside, dummy
mossoak
I guess this means that I would need a fork and a knife to eat my “cheeseburger”
GrapeGroundbreaking1
I wouldn’t anyway – there’s very little chance of bumping into Nigel Farage, but it’s full of the arseholes who voted for him. Thanks for the extra incentive to avoid it, though.
AdobongManok
This would just anger me. It was looking good til they did that shit.
Asmodias1
Why do we, as humans, insist on ruining a burger by dumping cheese sauce all over the bun. The whole point is to hold the freaking bun. Just because we can, doesn’t mean we should. This is a travesty.
PattyNChips
I mean, I already wasn’t gonna go to Clacton, but thanks for the reminder.
Alclis
Is there a reason the half-cup is necessary? You can’t ruin the burger by pouring the cheese directly onto the bun?
KevanTheMan
Farage-voter’s delight
Ninja_Asian
I would of popped the lid off and just drizzled the cheese and put the bun back.
robaroo
Is that a cut-our solo cup? Mmmm I love my burger with a side of microplastics. /s
Borninblack82
She done that i would be asking for a new one as how can you pick that up? FFS absolutely ridiculous tbh.
sofa_king_high_420
Well, I wasn’t exactly planning on going anyway.
Matchbreakers
Like one needs a reason to not visit delapidated British seashore towns lel
Difficult_Line_9823
This is 10% pain, 20% pain, 15% pain, 5% pain, 50% pain and 100% pain
Real_Ad_8243
This explains Farage ngl.
Cirias
You know who else doesn’t go there? Everyone’s mate Nige
gridlockmain1
As if we needed another reason
solsur5er
100% lame
SirPooleyX
This is Nigel Farage’s constituency so I’d expect everything in it to be stupid.
Apart from Farage, of course. The twat is never there.
EminenceGris3
This is awful… but it’s also far from the most compelling reason to avoid Clacton-on-Sea.
MermaidSkipper
Lol I’ve actually been to clacton-on-sea, it’s a dumpy area like all the other run down old seaside resort towns in south east England, where hardly any jobs exist and penny arcades are a dime a dozen next to horrible chip shops like this. Crime laden OAP towns. This burger is indeed stupid, now the bun will be all soggy and there is no way to eat the burger properly because of the cheese.
normott
Why do they never just remove the top bun and put the melted cheese on
Herecomethefleet
Wouldn’t anyway, they have Nigel Farage for MP.
DaHerv
Never go full Clacton-on-sea
Adventurous-Range446
I’ve never associated Fort Minor with food.
hhfugrr3
There are many other and stronger reasons not to go to Clacton, but yeah this burger doesn’t improve the place.
ComprehensiveApple14
The fact that nobody was stabbed filming this actually marginally improves my opinion of clacton.
SwordTaster
There are plenty of other reasons to avoid going to Clacton aside from this
CobaltOkk
I can firmly say as an Essex lad that this awful burger might actually be the best reason to go to Clacton. The rest of it is that bad. Shithole.
andrewrcoulson
I can think of many reasons not to visit Clacton
verminV
There are far better reasons not to go to Clacton than this burger….
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This completely ruins the whole purpose of a burger, how the fuck am I supposed to hold this?
I love that this one just has a gentle coating on the top bun and nothing else haha
Cheese goes on the inside, dummy
I guess this means that I would need a fork and a knife to eat my “cheeseburger”
I wouldn’t anyway – there’s very little chance of bumping into Nigel Farage, but it’s full of the arseholes who voted for him. Thanks for the extra incentive to avoid it, though.
This would just anger me. It was looking good til they did that shit.
Why do we, as humans, insist on ruining a burger by dumping cheese sauce all over the bun. The whole point is to hold the freaking bun. Just because we can, doesn’t mean we should. This is a travesty.
I mean, I already wasn’t gonna go to Clacton, but thanks for the reminder.
Is there a reason the half-cup is necessary? You can’t ruin the burger by pouring the cheese directly onto the bun?
Farage-voter’s delight
I would of popped the lid off and just drizzled the cheese and put the bun back.
Is that a cut-our solo cup? Mmmm I love my burger with a side of microplastics. /s
She done that i would be asking for a new one as how can you pick that up? FFS absolutely ridiculous tbh.
Well, I wasn’t exactly planning on going anyway.
Like one needs a reason to not visit delapidated British seashore towns lel
This is 10% pain, 20% pain, 15% pain, 5% pain, 50% pain and 100% pain
This explains Farage ngl.
You know who else doesn’t go there? Everyone’s mate Nige
As if we needed another reason
100% lame
This is Nigel Farage’s constituency so I’d expect everything in it to be stupid.
Apart from Farage, of course. The twat is never there.
This is awful… but it’s also far from the most compelling reason to avoid Clacton-on-Sea.
Lol I’ve actually been to clacton-on-sea, it’s a dumpy area like all the other run down old seaside resort towns in south east England, where hardly any jobs exist and penny arcades are a dime a dozen next to horrible chip shops like this. Crime laden OAP towns. This burger is indeed stupid, now the bun will be all soggy and there is no way to eat the burger properly because of the cheese.
Why do they never just remove the top bun and put the melted cheese on
Wouldn’t anyway, they have Nigel Farage for MP.
Never go full Clacton-on-sea
I’ve never associated Fort Minor with food.
There are many other and stronger reasons not to go to Clacton, but yeah this burger doesn’t improve the place.
The fact that nobody was stabbed filming this actually marginally improves my opinion of clacton.
There are plenty of other reasons to avoid going to Clacton aside from this
I can firmly say as an Essex lad that this awful burger might actually be the best reason to go to Clacton. The rest of it is that bad. Shithole.
I can think of many reasons not to visit Clacton
There are far better reasons not to go to Clacton than this burger….
Even Farage wont set foot there.
Not the worst thing to come out of Clacton-on-Sea