Airport taco rice

by airwarr

36 Comments

  1. LazarusHimself

    It’s actually spelled “D I A R R H E A”

  2. Bzchasingpokemon

    Did you ask for extra special sauce or…

  3. fuckleonedwards

    Spunkled some sauce in the middle for extra flavour

  4. Herpty_Derp95

    Hopefully that is AFTER the flight and not BEFORE! Imagine being at 30,000 feet and the pilot had to call in a Code Brown because you’ve drained everything in your body into the air toilet and it’s overflowing.

  5. ExcellentWolf

    Ah yes, fusion cuisine. Airport bukkake taco.

  6. Oh you ordered it with extra cum? I prefer guac on mine

  7. Bugsy_Goblin

    Next time, ask for the mucus plug on the side.

  8. yaki_kaki

    Seems that the cook got really excited someone ordered this

  9. SpinMeADog

    neither of those words are shown in this image. that is dried vomit with cum

  10. itsyourgrandma

    At least the sauce was made in-house.

  11. Legitimate-Log-6542

    If I got something that looked like that, I’d blow a fat load in the middle of it too

  12. DrPants707

    Why would you do this to your fellow airplane passengers

  13. TheBracketry

    The slime mold seems to be enjoying it.

  14. Thewaxiest123

    I passed out 10 times but here’s your rice

  15. Tranquiltangent

    Friend, if the rice is moving, it’s not rice.

  16. RogueBagel_

    Why didn’t you just go to McDonald’s 😭😭😭

  17. ArmchairCriticSF

    How did it taste? And how much did they charge you for it?

  18. UnluckyTV_13

    Someone got excited when you bought that

  19. Hot_Aspect7353

    So was this a place you cant see the food being prepared? Was there no one else in line? I just want to know how you purchased a tray of cum and let them serve it to you…

  20. RiddleViernes

    I saved up a week just for you man. Enjoy it!

  21. patrulez

    looks good OP how much extra for the big fat load of cum?

  22. Poddington_Pea

    The chef was saving an extra large load just for you.

  23. Mindless-Fish7245

    This is a dangerous meal to have before boarding a plane

  24. Plane-Fan9006

    My hemorrhoid just begged me not to….and all I did was look at the picture. Say goodbye to your sphincter!!!