I understand that I'm going to face a lot of criticism for the appearance of my eggs, brothers and sisters. I can't deny it, I was really high 😂🤣. Before you begin to criticize, could someone please recommend me a beer?

by Ok-Put8630

49 Comments

  1. snacksandsoda

    Eggs look fine, what I’m really pissed off about is the PURELY DISRESPECTFUL lack of money shot

  2. Long-Regular-1023

    I’m definitely in the minority opinion here, but give me a little color on my eggs like this any day! Creamy, fluffy, silky, runny, are definitely not the kind of things I’m looking for in my eggs!

  3. Artificiald

    What’s wrong with the look of fried eggs? Did you just simply cook the eggs in the pan after removing the steak? That’s what i’d do. More flavor and fewer dishes to clean.

    [Horny Devil by Alesmith Brewing Company](https://alesmith.com/horny-devil/) . Best Belgian Ale I’ve ever had.

  4. JDangle20

    I’d smash those eggs everyday of the week

  5. ConstructionBum

    Steam Whistle Pilsner. 

    Best with Pizza, also good with steaks. 

  6. Micro-7903

    Dam. That looks like the best cure to a hangover I’ve ever seen.

  7. TakeyaSaito

    Those eggs look fire, that’s what flavour looks like

  8. Chankla_Rocket

    I see nothing wrong in this picture.

  9. rainmaker_superb

    Frying eggs after frying a steak is the truth.

    The loose bits and the grease make a huge difference.

  10. markekt

    I would be so overjoyed I would stroke out before the first bite if someone set that in front of me while I was high.

  11. Appropriate_Spare600

    I always enjoy a cold Pacifico no matter the time of year or meal. I like to have a couple while I’m prepping and cooking the steak then I switch to a glass of cab to enjoy with the meal

  12. Wolf482

    I refuse to be friends with people who hate a greasy fried egg.

  13. MyDogBitz

    I don’t care. I would eat the shit out of that. LOL

  14. Ricky_TVA

    From a fellow stoner, those eggs look bomb as hell. Great work cooking whilst being high. 10/10

  15. drugclimber

    Blue Moon or Samuel Adams in Fall/Winter. Modelo or Coors light any other time.

  16. Willing_Macaroon9684

    Those eggs look amazing. A perfectly white and yellow fried egg has ZERO crispy goodness on it.

  17. SaXaCaV

    Bells two hearted ale. Its actually an IPA.

    Disgusting, grimy, overcooked, foul eggs.

  18. Mulliganasty

    I love greeezzy eggs. All looks great to me, fam!

  19. doodootatum177

    I’m usually a Scotch man, but if I have to drink a beer. I prefer Dos Equis. 

  20. vgullotta

    Those eggs look delicious to me. I get it, steak looks good too!

  21. 0Tyrael0

    Im not one of them but several family members won’t eat eggs if they’re not crispy and covered in ketchup so no judgement here.

  22. My brother in Christ, the main problem with the appearance of your eggs is that they and the steak declined to appear on my plate. I don’t drink, so I’m afraid I have to recommend Barq’s root beer.

  23. Roll-Roll-Roll

    Steak and eggs is a pretty heavy meal. I’d go for something light. Maybe a lager, APA, or a pilsner. Michelada would be awesome. Not my usual picks, but I think they’d pair well.

  24. TacoLvR-

    Nope. Everything is perfect in my eyes OP! Great job!

  25. seeder33

    This is not typically like me, but rn id rather eat those eggs. They look so good for real.

  26. HikerJoel

    3 Floyd’s is always solid, I like their Gumballhead and Zombie Dust.

    You’re a little late for the best seasonal style, Oktoberfest. I search out and enjoy Great Lakes’ version, but Revolution and Sam Adams also have good version.

  27. apex_super_predator

    I cook mine like that. Haters can kick rocks

  28. mlgraves

    My daily driver is Voodoo Ranger Imperial IPA.

  29. SixtyNoine69

    For steak and eggs? I’ma keep it classic (and readily accessible) and go Shiner Bock. Cowboy beer for a cowboy meal.

  30. devilishly_advocated

    So I would personally do a nice light IPA or APA, cold.

    A little too done for me on the eggs. But like, barely. Mine end of like this 30% of the time.

    I’d eat the shit out of them.

    Looks like you were focused on the steak because it looks amazing.

  31. Hank-griff

    Sierra Nevada Narwhal or Corona Sunbrew. Complete opposite sides of the spectrum here, but both should fit great depending on your mood

  32. MrBostonProper

    Beer Cocktail – Miller High Life with a shot of Aperol mixed in.

  33. gathermewool

    It’s tough to tell from pic, but what I can say is that the plate is of a, “will smash” quality.

  34. POSITIVE_ABOUT_HIV

    If there was any amount of fluid yolk there I’d say you won.

  35. Marcus072

    Looks good to me I only like well cooked eggs . No salmonella for me.

  36. lingering_POO

    The eggs look like how I like em. Runny yolks sometimes make me throw up in the most painful way. Beer for that… I am partial to a stone and woods pale ale, or James squire ginger beer

  37. sirham_ofthegang

    Eggs, schmeggs! No inside the meat pic!?

  38. PanamaJackDC

    Nothing wrong with those eggs – 120 or 90 Minute IPA by Dogfish Head.