You arnt gonna cut those tips on a bias? Good luck getting laid….
ViRROOO
Are those chives garnishing you or are you bringing a knife to ur date and impressing them with your chopping skills?
plantain_tent_pesos
Don’t get any Applebee’s pasta sauce on your court clothes!
jeffnorris
The best chives yet
Techna-flora
see you tomorrow, chef
mittnnnns
Marriage material
Ballet_blue_icee
Please match the tie to the chives. Thank you.
Known-Relationship71
Wherever you go, make sure the restaurant has a rule about sharing fully loaded nachos. Those would go good on fully loaded nachos. As long as your date doesn’t eat all the ones with meat and cheese and everything. You look extraordinary by the way.
CatsAreMajorAssholes
He has his own olive oil in the left pocket, parm in the right.
Futurama2023
There are extremely high expectations for chives these days. Are those really rhe best ones you have?
PghCoondog
Sharpen your knife before you go out! They may want a demo.
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You arnt gonna cut those tips on a bias? Good luck getting laid….
Are those chives garnishing you or are you bringing a knife to ur date and impressing them with your chopping skills?
Don’t get any Applebee’s pasta sauce on your court clothes!
The best chives yet
see you tomorrow, chef
Marriage material
Please match the tie to the chives. Thank you.
Wherever you go, make sure the restaurant has a rule about sharing fully loaded nachos. Those would go good on fully loaded nachos. As long as your date doesn’t eat all the ones with meat and cheese and everything. You look extraordinary by the way.
He has his own olive oil in the left pocket, parm in the right.
There are extremely high expectations for chives these days. Are those really rhe best ones you have?
Sharpen your knife before you go out! They may want a demo.
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