Agreed that the mystery cheese is very orange. However I do want to try… whatever this is
tipareth1978
I think that was vodka sauce
ShiftyState
I would go American Pie on this pie. That would be a crime.
Eating it as-is? Nah.
Prestigious-Board-62
The only crime IMO is the bologna. Otherwise it’s basically a calzone… even if it is weird.
Sorenduscai
Note that it cut out the ending, the shit was burnt.
Guilty on accounts of a “struggle meal turnover”
Upset_Assumption9610
Guilty as possible. What is wrong with this person?!?!
Square_Somewhere_588
Bottom is burned to shit
BojukaBob
I should call her.
Nyanzeenyan
Pizza abuse. Started with a crust then everything went sideways.
Regalrefuse
If I had like 3 beers I would eat it
Croquetadecarne
That’s a quesadilla, aight?
OneTwoThreePooAndPee
I’m not tryna yuck anybody’s yum, but if that’s your yum, yuck you man.
RightToTheThighs
Just make a calzone…
noskilljoe
Doesn’t it have to be a pizza for it to be considered a pizza? That certainly is not a pizza
Sly69712
That’s a sandwich
No-Blueberry-1823
That is nasty
Natural_Capital8357
Oven looks like it’s both expensive and god awful 💀
OddBug0
Korean corn pizza. Definitely a crime.
kroqeteer
The second that second layer of dough goes on it isn’t a pizza anymore
RoseQuartz__26
We’ve done it. We’ve invented a method of cooking pizza that’s more labor intensive, resource intensive, dangerous, and completely ineffective than any other.
Tenshiijin
Not a crime. However I do not like how that pizza oven cooks pizza.
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Why wouldn’t you just slice it?
Would
Ok but is that bologna??
FBI needs to check this guy’s computer..
Agreed that the mystery cheese is very orange. However I do want to try… whatever this is
I think that was vodka sauce
I would go American Pie on this pie. That would be a crime.
Eating it as-is? Nah.
The only crime IMO is the bologna. Otherwise it’s basically a calzone… even if it is weird.
Note that it cut out the ending, the shit was burnt.
Guilty on accounts of a “struggle meal turnover”
Guilty as possible. What is wrong with this person?!?!
Bottom is burned to shit
I should call her.
Pizza abuse. Started with a crust then everything went sideways.
If I had like 3 beers I would eat it
That’s a quesadilla, aight?
I’m not tryna yuck anybody’s yum, but if that’s your yum, yuck you man.
Just make a calzone…
Doesn’t it have to be a pizza for it to be considered a pizza? That certainly is not a pizza
That’s a sandwich
That is nasty
Oven looks like it’s both expensive and god awful 💀
Korean corn pizza. Definitely a crime.
The second that second layer of dough goes on it isn’t a pizza anymore
We’ve done it. We’ve invented a method of cooking pizza that’s more labor intensive, resource intensive, dangerous, and completely ineffective than any other.
Not a crime. However I do not like how that pizza oven cooks pizza.