On a serious note, if anyone is looking to get into gardening, chives area great start. They come in super early, last all season, and come back every year. Basically 0 work.
Interstellar-Miner
How did you get your chives to grow so much on the first day?
Itonlymatters2us
If that’s day one send me those seeds please.
astralnautical
DAY 456 of fuck you stop this stupid shit ahhhhhhhh god all the way damnit
ItxWasxLikexBOEM
You made me giggle. Which is special, because I havent in ages. So, yay you, I love you, random citizen! (Why, yes, I am currently drinking. What made you wonder 🤭)
floridaman1467
I grow them every summer to throw on my eggs in the morning. Easiest shit in the world to grow. We had a mild winter last year and they came back this summer like they were on Crack.
SaltManagement42
I didn’t realize chives grew that fast, I thought they would take longer.
I guess that explains why everyone is chopping so many.
boneologist
As a child, I’d steal chives from my school’s garden and walk around at recess with a chive in my mouth like a cowboy with a stalk of grass.
heckintexan420
Snark
closecall334
I’m in the south so they grow year-round. And spread. So every week I have to chop them back. Or else they get sad and droopy. So I go out, harvest them and practice my chive cuts. Big dice got it. Small dice here ya go. Smashed? Got it handled. They like potatoes too. Yikes!
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Gotta save the species
see you tomorrow chef
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…paging airplane and mario guys
Out here doing God’s work.
On a serious note, if anyone is looking to get into gardening, chives area great start. They come in super early, last all season, and come back every year. Basically 0 work.
How did you get your chives to grow so much on the first day?
If that’s day one send me those seeds please.
DAY 456 of fuck you stop this stupid shit ahhhhhhhh god all the way damnit
You made me giggle.
Which is special, because I havent in ages. So, yay you, I love you, random citizen! (Why, yes, I am currently drinking. What made you wonder 🤭)
I grow them every summer to throw on my eggs in the morning. Easiest shit in the world to grow. We had a mild winter last year and they came back this summer like they were on Crack.
I didn’t realize chives grew that fast, I thought they would take longer.
I guess that explains why everyone is chopping so many.
As a child, I’d steal chives from my school’s garden and walk around at recess with a chive in my mouth like a cowboy with a stalk of grass.
Snark
I’m in the south so they grow year-round. And spread. So every week I have to chop them back. Or else they get sad and droopy. So I go out, harvest them and practice my chive cuts. Big dice got it. Small dice here ya go. Smashed? Got it handled. They like potatoes too. Yikes!