Everything about this post is insane. Especially the food.

by thebluemoonvan

33 Comments

  1. Top_Range_3211

    The food is insane but what a way to blur someone’s face— that’s borderline scary

  2. Aliencj

    Raw tuna and rice. That’s gunna have a weird mouth feel. Like maggots I bet.

  3. CarcosaRorschach

    What do you think happened to her head though?

  4. Someone get this picture to a Photoshop sub

  5. HoodieGalore

    I don’t like the mismatched pattern of rice and tuna. Either mix it properly or serve them separately. Not this pockets of tuna scattered throughout rice amateur hour

  6. PaleBlac

    Born to early to see aliens, born to late to watch Jimi Hendrix play – just in time to see tartar homonculus

  7. spaceursid

    Missing head aside, what is wrong about a tuna poke bowl in a heart shape?

  8. Sussy_Imposter2412

    This photo has too many side quests happening at once

  9. Fluid-Row8573

    Did the head end in the tartare or what?

  10. Icaras01

    This looks like somebody ordered food, but forgot they were in Silent Hill!

  11. scottkrowson

    She really lost her head on this one

  12. thisismybandname

    Him: gimmie head

    Her: takes that shit way too far

  13. MrTonyCalzone

    That’s a textbook definition perfect hip-lean though

  14. drumsareneat

    She’s gonna need to see a doctor about what happened to her head. 

  15. braddad425

    Oh no!! Forced perspective GIANT food! 😱

  16. punkena

    How is tuna tartare stupid? Because it’s not a grilled cheese sandwich or chicken nuggets?

  17. LockPickingPilot

    Marcus?! What are you doing here?

  18. pepperino132

    Good on her for going out and working despite her visible injury.

  19. Temporary-Act-7655

    Is this AI slop of some slop?