I like it, but why? It's the juiciest onion I've ever cut.
by cohonka
39 Comments
placidconvexmind
What is the onion milk
Kahnza
Mmmm delicious onion blood
fenwayb
slurp it up
acocktailofmagnets
And that’s how onion babies are made
ThisEnormousWoman
Sometimes they just do
MomentumMagic
I’ve found this to be the case with older onions sometimes.
ennuiFighter
I crosshatch the face of the onlon with shallow knife cuts and scrape it to get onion juices, I prefer it to chopped onions in guacamole and a few other things.
This one’s juicy!
boilerromeo
It’s excited to see you too!
FarmerMitch
If the onion felt a bit soft when you squeeze it then it might be a bit old but will still taste good
fergi20020
Milk…sure! So that’s what you call it!
bouche
to me that usually means it’ll be a tasty onion.
mcflurvin
It means your knife is dull and you’re rupturing a bunch of cell walls, making your onion cry.
stinkmeaners_back
Goonion goo
DIJames6
Onion spooge.. Nice..
FastAndBulbous8989
Onions cry too
Reggieslife
Onion milk reduction.
beezchurgr
I have nipples Greg. Could you milk me?
SpinachGreen99
You killed a pregnant onion. Poor one
Novel_Diver8628
Vegetable: *has water in it*
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SousVideDiaper
Cumion
Von_Cheesebiscuit
And? What are you waiting for? Stop your blabbering about onion milk and get to work.
Time to make some onion butter or onion cheese.
Either you are part of the problem or part of the solution.
SquirrelUnicorn5650
galactorrhea..
JeffLulz
It’s got the juices.
Maryjanegangafever
Lactating.
ViiK1ng
Yeah, they do that sometimes
olleurn
Means it’s a good onion
itcouldbeworsemydude
Maybe onion is reeeally happy to see you?
BadMantaRay
It’s just onion stuff.
Slice it up and be on with your day.
cerareece
i cut them frequently at my job and if I leave them soaking in the food prep sink too long they be leaky like this. I’ve found these ones hurt my eyes more too
No_Spring_1090
I should call her
A-Phantasmic-Parade
Give it a deep sniff. Trust me
shogenan
I should call him
Aggravating_Bug_3255
I can milk anything with nipples.
dioctopus
It’s crying. It’s a tactic to make you cry. It’s an inexperienced onion.
urmom123570
The knife is dull. A sharp knife will cut which releases less of the water than a dull knife which crushes the cells releasing more of the water.
39 Comments
What is the onion milk
Mmmm delicious onion blood
slurp it up
And that’s how onion babies are made
Sometimes they just do
I’ve found this to be the case with older onions sometimes.
I crosshatch the face of the onlon with shallow knife cuts and scrape it to get onion juices, I prefer it to chopped onions in guacamole and a few other things.
This one’s juicy!
It’s excited to see you too!
If the onion felt a bit soft when you squeeze it then it might be a bit old but will still taste good
Milk…sure! So that’s what you call it!
to me that usually means it’ll be a tasty onion.
It means your knife is dull and you’re rupturing a bunch of cell walls, making your onion cry.
Goonion goo
Onion spooge.. Nice..
Onions cry too
Onion milk reduction.
I have nipples Greg. Could you milk me?
You killed a pregnant onion. Poor one
Vegetable: *has water in it*
Internet:

Cumion
And? What are you waiting for? Stop your blabbering about onion milk and get to work.
Time to make some onion butter or onion cheese.
Either you are part of the problem or part of the solution.
galactorrhea..
It’s got the juices.
Lactating.
Yeah, they do that sometimes
Means it’s a good onion
Maybe onion is reeeally happy to see you?
It’s just onion stuff.
Slice it up and be on with your day.
i cut them frequently at my job and if I leave them soaking in the food prep sink too long they be leaky like this. I’ve found these ones hurt my eyes more too
I should call her
Give it a deep sniff. Trust me
I should call him
I can milk anything with nipples.
It’s crying. It’s a tactic to make you cry. It’s an inexperienced onion.
The knife is dull. A sharp knife will cut which releases less of the water than a dull knife which crushes the cells releasing more of the water.
Onion Breasts 🤱
Do not milk the onion
Onion roe
Give it a lil lick