Day 1 of eating at starred restaurants until I can find acceptable chives
Needless to say I won’t be back
by odissonance
23 Comments
metalguy91
Would you like 30 potato chips with chives on one of them?… Excellent choice sir.
NapClub
these are pretty horrible, tbh i would complain to the chef, tell them off for their sub par chives, they clearly don’t care at all. maybe write a long diatribe about it in their reviews. 1 star. irregular chives.
what a disgrace.
GromByzlnyk

Euphoric-Blueberry37
At least give you some sour cream for those chives
NotoldyetMaggot
Were they cut with a chainsaw!?
emaleelame
🤣the blur
Jonny_Exotics
While Joey in the local spot is uploading his chives everyday perfecting his technique infront of us some imposter is in this starred kitchen putting out slop. Love u Jojo
AbeTheGreat412
Chives are jive
Prinzka
Wait, were those fr from a starred restaurant? I thought you were trolling. Name and shame please, I don’t want to end up there.
Oh sheesh. I mean these are flawless for a chain restaurant. But if you got a star? These are rubbish and whoever cut them is a donkey.
PansexualinParadise
Why is there an NSFW tag?
chefkreidler
Get a life
bagelsandb00ks
No fucking way that place has a star. Whoever cut them needs to get better, quick, but the real culprit is whoever was working the pass and thought “good enough 🤷♂️” when they saw them.
neppynite
I know it’s a meme at this point, but for all the laymans browsing this subreddit, just want you to know that these are perfectly acceptable chives for garnish in any restaurant on the world.
Yes, they could be better. But perfection is not necessary for a fucking green garnish that not 1 person is inspecting while on their plate. I bet that potato was a 10/10 in flavor and texture. The chive did absolutely nothing for the dish and wouldn’t change anything if they were all exactly cut 0.5mm in length.
That being said, wtf prep/line cook?! Sharpen your mother fucking knife you fucking pleeb. How dare you serve this dreck!
Chief_Leyf
Got some shitty chives where I work but it is a fun place 🙂
Vreas
And this is how one single reddit user sows complete chaos through the entire industry
brainfreezy79
This seems like a much more enjoyable version of this meme. No mercy!
OnI_BArIX
Our chive boi does way better than this by a long shot.
23 Comments
Would you like 30 potato chips with chives on one of them?… Excellent choice sir.
these are pretty horrible, tbh i would complain to the chef, tell them off for their sub par chives, they clearly don’t care at all. maybe write a long diatribe about it in their reviews. 1 star. irregular chives.
what a disgrace.

At least give you some sour cream for those chives
Were they cut with a chainsaw!?
🤣the blur
While Joey in the local spot is uploading his chives everyday perfecting his technique infront of us some imposter is in this starred kitchen putting out slop. Love u Jojo
Chives are jive
Wait, were those fr from a starred restaurant?
I thought you were trolling.
Name and shame please, I don’t want to end up there.
OP, try Michelin stars, not Yelp.
What restaurant?
https://preview.redd.it/u22klyxcqkxf1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4040b092de9716f692989da36677871ee82f68da
Oh sheesh. I mean these are flawless for a chain restaurant. But if you got a star? These are rubbish and whoever cut them is a donkey.
Why is there an NSFW tag?
Get a life
No fucking way that place has a star. Whoever cut them needs to get better, quick, but the real culprit is whoever was working the pass and thought “good enough 🤷♂️” when they saw them.
I know it’s a meme at this point, but for all the laymans browsing this subreddit, just want you to know that these are perfectly acceptable chives for garnish in any restaurant on the world.
Yes, they could be better. But perfection is not necessary for a fucking green garnish that not 1 person is inspecting while on their plate. I bet that potato was a 10/10 in flavor and texture. The chive did absolutely nothing for the dish and wouldn’t change anything if they were all exactly cut 0.5mm in length.
That being said, wtf prep/line cook?! Sharpen your mother fucking knife you fucking pleeb. How dare you serve this dreck!
Got some shitty chives where I work but it is a fun place 🙂
And this is how one single reddit user sows complete chaos through the entire industry
This seems like a much more enjoyable version of this meme. No mercy!
Our chive boi does way better than this by a long shot.
Who the heck cut them chives?
What starred restaurant sells potato chips?