Winter is comming. It is time to prepare chorcal for those long, cold winter nights.
Corpo-GetgetAAWW
First one looks like a meteorite, the second one reminds me of Freddy Krueger 🫶🏻😭
filthy_casual_42
At this rate attempt number 3 might graduate from charcoal to edible!
Downtown_Lemon5747
At this rate, you can get decent pizza maybe after 2 more attempts.
Hyprocritopotamus
I mean, why not just check on it more often?
Particular_Legend427
How are you not like watching it?
TheShredder9
…is… is the second one still red hot out of the kiln?
volton51
Did you have the oven set to Pompeii?
I_Am_A_Goo_Man
Netflix pizza
bignuts3000
Slow learner, you can’t just leave it, it has to be watched. Those pizza ovens get super hot!
pflanzenpotan
Were you cooking pizza in a volcano?
Draculeesa
Imma send nonna over hold on
maddler
Can’t be 100% sure about it but I’d look at, slightly, reducing the time in the over.
From like 2h, to 5m?
And, perhaps, keep an eye on it while cooking. Just to be sure.
😃
niharoniaha
Looks cold outside.
Don’t let the cold stop you from checking up on what you are suppose to be cooking and eating. These look just forgotten
LionOfNaples
Nice Pompeii reenactment!
Atzkicica
Well we are carbon based lifeforms! It’ll be fine and reduce heartburn!
CanineFive
Have you tried NOT cooking it for 8 hours?
elonmusktheturd22
Did you find the first one at Pompeii?
Uchihagod53
Something that I’ve heard helps is not setting it directly on the sun
bilbul168
Divorce
yr-favorite-hedonist
Excavated from Pompeii no doubt
AfterOrchid6914
Kinda reminds me of the one time burger king had a black bun for a whopper. Good times
MrBenSampson
If you guys were using a Neapolitan style pizza oven, it should only take 2-3 minutes to cook a pizza. The first one looks like you walked away for 20 minutes.
SkynetLurking
The oven is too hot or you’re too inebriated. No in between
The-Devil-Cat
type of shit gorons eat
The_Mouse_That_Jumps
Thanks, Marie Callender’s.
Obvious-Water569
How short is your attention span? Pizza takes literally seconds to cook in a proper pizza oven. You’re telling me you can’t keep an eye on it for that long?
MJsLoveSlave
The fuck she doing? Popping it in the oven then leaving to work an 8 hour shift or something?
I burnt a pizza ONCE cause I got tied up watching music videos as a KID. But never TWICE.
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Have you tried calling delivery?
The pepperoni’s still good!
Winter is comming. It is time to prepare chorcal for those long, cold winter nights.
First one looks like a meteorite, the second one reminds me of Freddy Krueger 🫶🏻😭
At this rate attempt number 3 might graduate from charcoal to edible!
At this rate, you can get decent pizza maybe after 2 more attempts.
I mean, why not just check on it more often?
How are you not like watching it?
…is… is the second one still red hot out of the kiln?
Did you have the oven set to Pompeii?
Netflix pizza
Slow learner, you can’t just leave it, it has to be watched. Those pizza ovens get super hot!
Were you cooking pizza in a volcano?
Imma send nonna over hold on
Can’t be 100% sure about it but I’d look at, slightly, reducing the time in the over.
From like 2h, to 5m?
And, perhaps, keep an eye on it while cooking. Just to be sure.
😃
Looks cold outside.
Don’t let the cold stop you from checking up on what you are suppose to be cooking and eating. These look just forgotten
Nice Pompeii reenactment!
Well we are carbon based lifeforms! It’ll be fine and reduce heartburn!
Have you tried NOT cooking it for 8 hours?
Did you find the first one at Pompeii?
Something that I’ve heard helps is not setting it directly on the sun
Divorce
Excavated from Pompeii no doubt
Kinda reminds me of the one time burger king had a black bun for a whopper. Good times
If you guys were using a Neapolitan style pizza oven, it should only take 2-3 minutes to cook a pizza. The first one looks like you walked away for 20 minutes.
The oven is too hot or you’re too inebriated.
No in between
type of shit gorons eat
Thanks, Marie Callender’s.
How short is your attention span? Pizza takes literally seconds to cook in a proper pizza oven. You’re telling me you can’t keep an eye on it for that long?
The fuck she doing? Popping it in the oven then leaving to work an 8 hour shift or something?
I burnt a pizza ONCE cause I got tied up watching music videos as a KID. But never TWICE.